1. You fall down the stairs.
2. A árvore falls down on you.
3. A lhama spits in your face.
4. You eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. You are making out with a person and then you trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your travesseiro gets a face and bites you head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate you and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, you get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that you are going to die, then you die.
11. When you are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A borboleta attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when you wake up you are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces you into watching and oldies show.
15. You are on a cruise and someone pushes you off the side of a boat.
16. A tubarão swallows you and you live in his stomach until he poops you out along with peixe guts.
17. You wake up to your least favorito song on and your least favorito person is their above you cantar that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that you have been a bad girl and that you don't get any presents.
19. A ovelha, ovelhas starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. You just had a bad day... no explination.
2. A árvore falls down on you.
3. A lhama spits in your face.
4. You eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. You are making out with a person and then you trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your travesseiro gets a face and bites you head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate you and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, you get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that you are going to die, then you die.
11. When you are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A borboleta attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when you wake up you are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces you into watching and oldies show.
15. You are on a cruise and someone pushes you off the side of a boat.
16. A tubarão swallows you and you live in his stomach until he poops you out along with peixe guts.
17. You wake up to your least favorito song on and your least favorito person is their above you cantar that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that you have been a bad girl and that you don't get any presents.
19. A ovelha, ovelhas starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. You just had a bad day... no explination.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying aleatório things until u cry laughing
5. continue leitura this
6. Walk up to siblings and say aleatório things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up gaio, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add aleatório people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying aleatório things until u cry laughing
5. continue leitura this
6. Walk up to siblings and say aleatório things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up gaio, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add aleatório people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely aleatório things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as you can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as you can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend you try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as you can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as you can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend you try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The topo, início six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around you has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive you crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to soco someone without a reason
12.if you start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if you were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give you 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so you know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive you crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to soco someone without a reason
12.if you start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if you were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give you 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so you know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be given LIFE in prison without the possibility or parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitão, python refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitão, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the pitão, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitão, python refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitão, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the pitão, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf or date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the seguinte time.....thank u all for leitura this..and plz comment ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
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