So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on aleatório passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................
The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 or 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolate icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching or see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!
The seguinte best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit or go remotely near the bench........ approach.
Go Ballistic!!!! scream that the person the bench is dedicated to is related to or that they are invading the benches personal space!!!!
Most people run away in fright but if someone sit's down anyway here's what ya do.
Stand in front of them and just stare. and stare. and stare some more. They get really uncomfortable and then the get up and run away in fright!!!! As they leave be sure to tell them that they are "forever cursed" or something!!!!! thats like the best part!!!
The final thing!!!!
This only really works in a mall.
Go to the comida court or another crowded place ( oh and you need a clipboard and a paper)
Go up to a aleatório person.
Say something like this," He i go to such and such school and i'm in the student council. We're doing a survey and i was wondering if you would like to participate. I just need to ask you a few questions." Some people will ask what the survey is about ..............be really general and say something like " family or your life".
Then if they say yes ..........the fun begins!!!
Let me give you some examples of the proper perguntas to ask:
1. Can you describe your spouse??? Then after they r done say..........."so from the descrição you gave me.........u didn't marry him for his looks did you????"
2. How old are you???? Then say cause you don't look a dia over ( a number wayyyy out of range)
3. The best ones are probably the perguntas about their relationships ( if ya now what i mean...........wink wink)
Pretty much any awkward pergunta will do!!!!
Have fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 or 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolate icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching or see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!
The seguinte best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit or go remotely near the bench........ approach.
Go Ballistic!!!! scream that the person the bench is dedicated to is related to or that they are invading the benches personal space!!!!
Most people run away in fright but if someone sit's down anyway here's what ya do.
Stand in front of them and just stare. and stare. and stare some more. They get really uncomfortable and then the get up and run away in fright!!!! As they leave be sure to tell them that they are "forever cursed" or something!!!!! thats like the best part!!!
The final thing!!!!
This only really works in a mall.
Go to the comida court or another crowded place ( oh and you need a clipboard and a paper)
Go up to a aleatório person.
Say something like this," He i go to such and such school and i'm in the student council. We're doing a survey and i was wondering if you would like to participate. I just need to ask you a few questions." Some people will ask what the survey is about ..............be really general and say something like " family or your life".
Then if they say yes ..........the fun begins!!!
Let me give you some examples of the proper perguntas to ask:
1. Can you describe your spouse??? Then after they r done say..........."so from the descrição you gave me.........u didn't marry him for his looks did you????"
2. How old are you???? Then say cause you don't look a dia over ( a number wayyyy out of range)
3. The best ones are probably the perguntas about their relationships ( if ya now what i mean...........wink wink)
Pretty much any awkward pergunta will do!!!!
Have fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
