When life gives you lemons, make laranja suco, suco de and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
An maçã, apple a dia can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 mais letters in the alphabet.
Do you believe in amor at first sight, or should I walk por again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, amor you, talk to you later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download comida from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my dia could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the mural gets in the way.
That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you need to use the restroom.
You don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five mais minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when you see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and you think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, what matters is if I win or lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, or sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope you enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
An maçã, apple a dia can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 mais letters in the alphabet.
Do you believe in amor at first sight, or should I walk por again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, amor you, talk to you later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download comida from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my dia could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the mural gets in the way.
That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you need to use the restroom.
You don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five mais minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when you see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and you think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, what matters is if I win or lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, or sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope you enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
Dream it Out Loud
How do you speak in silence?
Why do you sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what you have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
How do you speak in silence?
Why do you sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what you have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything you may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope you like it, I've posted it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything you may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope you like it, I've posted it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting imagens captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke or get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, you rant so much about how you have a hard time making choices. Whether you should work on your assignment or go out with your friends. Whether you should encontro, data this guy or that guy. Whether you should break up with your boyfriend or not. Whether you should wear the rosa, -de-rosa blusa or the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting imagens captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated por the smoke or get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, you rant so much about how you have a hard time making choices. Whether you should work on your assignment or go out with your friends. Whether you should encontro, data this guy or that guy. Whether you should break up with your boyfriend or not. Whether you should wear the rosa, -de-rosa blusa or the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making you upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way you are, or they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, or don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying you for "no reason", it's because they like you, or is jealous of you, or it's the spirits clashing.
