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Mama June: the worst mother in the world.

posted by goatfacewwe

There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.

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One Of My Fanfictions (chapter 1)

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

(Dib's POV)

Chapter 1; The Pain

I lock myself in the bathroom at my house. I pull out the razor blade from the pocket of my treanch coat. Tears are streaming down my face as I cut into the skin on my wrist. Scarlet blood seaps out and drips on the floor. For a moment the pain of what just happened, what has been happening for so long, is gone. Gaz bangs on the door. "Dib, if you don't open this door in the seguinte five segundos I'm braking it down!" Gaz shouts through the door. Knowing my sister, she really would. I quickly put my wrist cover on and wipe up the blood that got on the floor....

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The Tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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SCARLET
Dominic came running towards me. He crashed into me, blood ran from my nose and down the front of my shirt. Dominic buried his face in my camisa and sobbed. Finally he quit and I saw a bright red hand mark on his face.
" What happened?" I asked.
"He hit me!" he yelled. He started crying again. I knew that. His dad hit him. Duh. This reminded me of two years ago. Actually it also reminded me of about every dia I remember. Seems like he would have learned to get used to it. So two years ago. Right. He had a girlfriend....

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Attack of The Evil Kitty! aaaaahhh!!!!!

posted by yours_forever

OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last ano and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the leite and what not and she sits down at the mesa, tabela and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window...

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Our Damage is done: Ch 1 New student Ikito Shimnan

posted by canal

The morning was calm as Belle looked out over our beautiful blue lake that seemed to stretch on forever. "Belle, you're going to be late for school" my mother called from downstairs. "Oh, crap" Belle said grabbing my bag and running downstairs and out the door. In terms she was already late, she had to run a mile to school, she had to be at school por 8:00 and it was already 7:54. "Belle" her friend Madison yelled from across the road. "Hey Maddie" Belle waved to her. "You late too?" she asked running over to her. "Yeah, i can't help but thing something is going to go wrong" Belle said looking...

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Talking about a bad relationship...

posted by FlufflyHands

You now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. YOU GIVE amor A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see you I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME you came to me like: "ONE mais NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For you I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope you DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. You attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see you around town with your stupid friends,...

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Know the true story of my life...

posted by ZacharyWhite

When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she said that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I said I just accidentally scratched myself......

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5 Signs of Deception

posted by randomgirl3000

How you can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes foca, selo the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, you know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation or keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different,...

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Is Life Worth Living?

posted by Kat_Penguin

This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my coração felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!'...

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the hunger games, htf style chapter 2

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Lifty and Shifty

Chapter 2
it was the dia flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright as cores everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He...

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age of the dragons, chapter 2

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Chapter 2

Dawn light was streaming into the cave. Flamingleap had just woken up to watch the sun rise. He sniffed the air hoping for it to be warm. Instead ice crystals stung his nostrils. He sighed. The tribe had been waiting for weeks for any sign of a thaw. Instead it seemed to get colder every day. Flamingleap heard the camp start to stir and he went out into the clearing of the cave. Thunderbolt, a male dragon with multiple shades of yellow, was picking dragões to hunt. “icyclaw.” thunderbolt flicked his tail towards a pure white male dragon. “you hunt near the edges of the mountains.”...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!!

posted by cookie-do

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! oi girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know beijar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your topo, início lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make you feel better! Most...

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Stange Sisters Forever! Part 2!

posted by Draculaura10

CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went por in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty mesa, tabela and sat down. "So, you guys, what do you think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? You don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. oi Eve, where'd you get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on...

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Apparently i was mocking the mockers.

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are you sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do you like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*...

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The first encontro, data

posted by penguin098

Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she said yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first encontro, data and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written por me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 1

posted by adaug

I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red flor petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to amor your enemies."So the borboletas flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 6)

posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK YOU LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get you to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom said and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia said and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...

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Are you Afraid Of This?(Chapter 3)

posted by adaug

After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they said ten words.

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Slander Mawn!

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell you guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" Said myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains lobisomens and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" said myself. "I accept!" said yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." Said myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" Said yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.

SPREAD THE WURD! :D

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She said to me "that's why I don't friend"

posted by ShiningsTar542

How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to show my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that por myself for a period and that was as hard...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and natal and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorito song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...