1. We say things that aren't true to impress you
2. When we find out what you like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know mais about it
4. We're just as shy as you are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always chuveiro before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what you like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean or look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when you meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying you at least seven times
13. If you change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell you anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If you ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" or a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. You aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure you never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like you to call us por our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our friends for you
25. We're not as masculine as you think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to you later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if you ask us out rather than we ask you out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, or leitura a book, we just don't show it
30. A lot of the time, we wish you would sit por us at the Xbox or PS3 and cadastrar-se in
31. We dream about you being kidnapped. We rescue you though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and you up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although you may not believe this, guys talk about girls mais than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it or not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, or muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with you to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a segundo chance, possibly a third, or fourth, or fifth...
50. We like it when you stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to you we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails or toenails, or what you bought at the comprar last week, or if you cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when you sweat
54. If you smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if you like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
2. When we find out what you like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know mais about it
4. We're just as shy as you are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always chuveiro before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what you like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean or look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when you meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying you at least seven times
13. If you change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell you anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If you ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" or a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. You aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure you never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like you to call us por our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our friends for you
25. We're not as masculine as you think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to you later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if you ask us out rather than we ask you out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, or leitura a book, we just don't show it
30. A lot of the time, we wish you would sit por us at the Xbox or PS3 and cadastrar-se in
31. We dream about you being kidnapped. We rescue you though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and you up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although you may not believe this, guys talk about girls mais than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it or not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, or muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with you to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a segundo chance, possibly a third, or fourth, or fifth...
50. We like it when you stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to you we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails or toenails, or what you bought at the comprar last week, or if you cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when you sweat
54. If you smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if you like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect