0 = Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as any bayonet.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with aleatório letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one por one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the seguinte bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them you amor them. Call girlfriend to tell her you amor her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at mesa, tabela with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of amor on five coquetel napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks you outside. You buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one por one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. cerveja tastes off. Send it back. seguinte bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea por trying to play old o espaço Invaders game for ten minutos before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on mesa, tabela shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down por barmaid, who you offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize you are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab por somebody. Give início address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've given address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with aleatório letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one por one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the seguinte bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them you amor them. Call girlfriend to tell her you amor her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at mesa, tabela with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of amor on five coquetel napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks you outside. You buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one por one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. cerveja tastes off. Send it back. seguinte bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea por trying to play old o espaço Invaders game for ten minutos before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on mesa, tabela shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down por barmaid, who you offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize you are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab por somebody. Give início address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've given address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once mais at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure por now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
once i was at a movie theater with my friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are you and we were like why dose it matter and he said no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like you need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because you get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
