1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take fotografias of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take fotografias of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five mais songs, can you believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her seguinte CD Rebecca promises to have a mais natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking início from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleia drove por in his sedan and said happy Dia das bruxas to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went início and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a peixe tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went início and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a peixe tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, limão Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, limão Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my laranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look mais ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my laranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look mais ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is mais than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.
friends and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be friends again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fogo alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fogo alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been mais funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop said this artigo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fogo alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been mais funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop said this artigo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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