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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one dia it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad dia on the dia they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the dia you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came início early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge por his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a coração attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the seguinte man in line about the dia he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the segundo man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the dia you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."

 friendsfan101 posted over a year ago
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Mrs-X said:
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa xD ROFL THAT IS SO FUNNY XD! I FIRST THOUGHT THAT THE FIRST MAN WAS FUNNY, THEN THE segundo MAN WAS KINDA PREDICTABLE BUT THE THIRD MAN JUST KILLED ME!!!!! HAHAHA I'M JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!
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And I also like the ''St. Peter decided he could really start to enjoy this job. '' xD
Mrs-X posted over a year ago
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lol I know, I so cracked up when I heard this! = )
friendsfan101 posted over a year ago
boolander25 said:
OMG LMAO That is hilarious!!!
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Domilie4ever said:
I can't believe this! hahahaha!
one of the best jokes ever!!!! xD
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HNismyfriend said:
hahahahahahahahahaha
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taytrain97 said:
Oh man, my mom thought I was having a coração attack I was laughing so hard. xD
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lol haha. = )
friendsfan101 posted over a year ago
pufllys said:
HAHAHA!!!!
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McDreamyluva said:
HAHAHAHA that was EPIC!! xD
amor IT!!
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lolibarbie said:
tha is plain HILARIOUS!
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