If ostriches could fly, do you think the manteiga would melt twice as fast?

Of course not, you knucklehead, you completely forgot about the Quantum salmoura, pickle Theory!

All I know is if the ostriches could fly, you better have a heavy-duty umbrella with ya!! ~LOL~
Get it?!!!

OMG! THAT SO TRUE! But the chickens can kill the flapjacks...than the manteiga can melt :D

well, mickey rato peed in a house so.. i think it depends on what colour it was. but rhinos do have large nostrils, so i'm not sure.

i was thinking that since Chuck Norris can garggle amendoim manteiga that maybe zebras are actually black with white stripes.

but if flamingos migrated, then yes, it would (:
unless someone runs around in a círculo five times and shouts the Itsy Bitsy aranha Song while holding a fork, hopping on one foot and balancing a bucket of water on one knee.

i mean DUH!!