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What's your favorito quote from one of your favorito televisão shows?
Ahh... I have so many, all from The Office coming from Dwight Schrute (my favorito character).
Here's a few por him:
"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
"Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn por age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season."
"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animais having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."
"Security in this office park is a joke. Last ano I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my escrivaninha, mesa all dia with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
Here's a few por him:
"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
"Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn por age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season."
"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animais having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."
"Security in this office park is a joke. Last ano I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my escrivaninha, mesa all dia with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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