Currently, how old are you?

you might never know

Mercurian years: 115.4
Venusian years: 45.2
Earth years: 27.8
Martian years: 14.7
Jovian years: 2.34
Saturnian years: 0.94
Uranian years: 0.33
Neptunian years: 0.16
Plutonian years: 0.111

(These calculations aren’t made up, they’re from a Planetary Age Calculator I found on the net.)

268 years old

Nice try social engineer.

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I am 396 years old, born in 1622. Now, that may sound untrue, but I shall tell you how I have lived all these years. I used to be recognized as the Count of Schleswig-Holstein, but that was centuries ago. I was sent to Russia to marry the fair and noble Irina Mikhailovna. Unfortunately, before the wedding, I was imprisoned because I did not want to denounce my faith for the Russian Orthodox. I was later released and went back início and tried to inherit the trono of my late father Christian IV from my half-brother Frederick III, but I was unsuccessful. After my attempt to receive the throne, I went to serve in the Swedish army. Historians believed that I was killed in Poland, but this part is not true. While I was in the army, I found the wonders of alchemy. I decided to hide away and research everything I could. During my studies, I created an impossible thing; eternal life. So that is my story of how I became 396 years old. I hope you enjoyed it. It was definitely exciting for me.

2x+ 3x + x 30th power = y

idk like 8 mayb?

Hmm...Let me see. Well at least 100, I believe.

I'm ancient- thousands and thousands of years old if I'm remembering correctly?- but I was bitten por a vampire when I was 14 and I haven't aged since.

I'm gonna be legit and say twenty! xD

I am 5,000 years old.

I had told you before that I happen to feel pretty Old. Plot Twist: Because I really am. Putting aside my current Earthly Vessel, my Birth had commenced 13.773 billion years ago. I have been watching the Universe unfolding since then. Not much to say in that aspect. There are the boring days and there also those who happen to be mais high than usual. Regardless, the Memes keep going !!!!

Old enough to cry about it.

God when I started on this site(as 16falloutboy), I believe I was either 16 or 15, I don't quite remember. Now, I'm 22 years old.

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