Will you marry me?

Sorry but I'm marrying this wonderful man right here.
I'm sure there's someone wonderful out there that loves you and is waiting for you to amor them back. If you haven't met them yet I hope one dia you'll be able to.

Yes.

Sorry but I'm already married to this guy:

what's in it for me*


(*asking for a friend)

Nope. If I ever made the mistake (imho) of getting married I rather boobs and bunda bruh

*Is taken*

We've been married since the really bad rp in like 2010.

I have a waifu.

i don't believe in marriage, im waiting till sexual intercourse