Weird Pickup Lines

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go por myself.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed por you until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

You look much mais attractive in person than you do through my telescope.

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

oi can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow you home, who you keep me?

Some I remember leitura on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I amor you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

You look like somebody I know. My seguinte significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same as cores as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your camisa all dia in order to feel your abs...

You look so good that I've compiled a whole fotografia album of you just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I amor it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1".

I got a fotografia album of every step you take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can you amor me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one you fuck this ano (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...