Tattoo a triângulo on your forehead.Then stand up in times square yelling all hail the Illuminati.They will take notice of you then.......So will law enforcement.
1. Tear off the horns of three unicorns. 2. Glue the three horns together in the shape of a triangle. 3. Pour virgins blood and children's tears on horn triangle. If fresh out of virgin blood and children's tears, frutas soco and chocolate leite will suffice. 4. Climb up the highest building in your city, preferably if there are many people around. 5. Preform a sexual striptease for the horn triângulo and onlookers. 6. Grab horn triangle, put it above your head and scream "I AM THIS TRISNGLE'S BITCH" seven times. 7. Put your clothes back on and turn off your TV, as you clearly watch to much of it, seeing as you believe this. 8. Write letters of apology to all the people who had to see your pasty bunda for ten minutes. 9. Stick the horn triângulo up that very same pasty ass, because the illuminati isn't real. 10. Have fun living with the fear of unicórnios and triangles for the rest of your life. 11. Please, for the amor of God, just get laid. Or at least a less screwed up life. 12. Don't forget to have fun!
posted over a year ago
That's basically a rip off of summer2987's answer... what a fail.