Its a hot day, you and 200 other people are at the de praia, praia and your in the water when suddenly your swim wear falls off and you become naked. What do you do?
I'd sink down a bit, where the water reaches up to my chin. Lowering my eyelids, thinking "If you people come near me, you are asking for your deathwish" as I'm smiling :3
Well, I would feel it falling off so I would dive and get it back. I'm a surfer so I can hold my breath for a long time. I wouldn't leave the water until I get it back. If I can't I'd shout out to whoever was there with me and ask them to bring my clothes.
...my comment would be kinda inappropriate I think, so I'm going with this answer.. But um, somewhere in my mind it'll think everyone is happy now because their wish has been fulfilled. Just walk around naked xD