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kaboomgirl said:
slowly.
i would build myself a ship, with room enough to hold myself and everyone i cared about, and stock it full of supplies to last however long need be.
before i would launch, i would set forth an invisible plague, concocted from my own genius to wipe out the entire human race- well, except the people i see fit to live.
the virus, you could call it, would hack into someone's brain. it would be able to detect certain chemicals within the brain that make bad people do bad things. if said person could control it well, the virus would exit the person's system. if they could not, the virus would proceed to eat away at them, frying their nervous system first, and then flipping a metaphorical "off switch" to kill them.
it would take time for the virus to stretch across the planet, you see, but eventually it would be done. afterwords, the Earth would flourish in it's natural state, and the surviving humans could rebuild their own civilization safely. i would return to the planet, with my colleagues, and peace would reign upon the land.
of course, i would only do that if i were a crazy-ass fuckaroo. who would destroy the goddamn world? there would be so many issues.. instead of destroying the world, why not try to make it better? no way i'd carry out that dumbass plan.
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