"Hey.....look at tht....my foot has a mind of its own..." "ur mind has a mind of it's own..." "more like 16..." "17" "right....whatever....could 1 of u get control of my foot please....?" "just step on it! DUR!!"
*talks in a French accent* ahhh, Alien Foot Syndrome! Interesting....ze only cure is to keep ze foot busy. You know, normal zings zat a foot should do!