Pick my new motto?

Old people at weddings always uses to poke me and say: "you're next!" so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself af the ground and miss.

The computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Dad's sayings: go ask you mother. Don't make me stop this car! No boyfriend till you're 18. A little dirt never hurt anyone. Because I said so.

Here are a few. Note: none of them are mine! Hope I helped! :)

Life is a fraction of a cosmic blink, so why so serious?

This lema is after your name: be the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

Others: What is my normal day? Sit down watch TV

What do you mean por "I don't have a life"?

never eat rasberries

i fucking amor Loki Laufeyson
so much

My mirror disappoints me. Am I the only one?

all I need... Is you smiling, all I need...is life, amor with you.

if you could simply believe in me and we would be forever together

This is how an angel dies I blame it on my own sick pride

Maybe I'm a different breed, Maybe I'm not listening

Sail with me into the dark

I say ya kill your heroes and Fly

Never let your fear decide your fate.

Everybody will die. Every dia we just go, go, baby don't go.



and my personal favourites:

Baby, when I'm yellin' at you, It's not your fault, and Baby cause I'm crazy for you,

and

Seriously...It's not supposed to be easy...that's why it feels so fucking good.

"I'm quite old school i prefer MANNERS! desu,masu,arigatou"

Dying is easy,living is hard.

*insert lema here*

"I said, names aren't important... Do you know what is important?... ceia is important!"
~Halt, Ranger's Apprentice

"Fair? The only fair around here is the one in September. Deal with it!"
~Kairi, batman Beyond

"Sonny, true amor is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, alface and tomate sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomate is ripe. They're so perky, I amor that."
~Miracle Max, Princess Bride

1 : Never go to cama angry, stay aweke and plot your revenge.

2 : Rule No.1: I am never wrong ; Rule No.2 : if I'm wrong, remember the rule No.1 !!!

3 : I gave up sex, drinking and TV, and these where the worst 15 minutos of my whole life !!

4 : I asked God for a bike. But since I know God doesn't work that way, I roubou a bike and asked God for forgiveness

5 : I have ennought money to last me forever (unless I buy something)

6 : for my seguinte magic trick, I am going to need a condom and a volunter !!!

7 : Nobody ever says "It's only a Game" when there team is winning

8 : I want to die asleep like my granfather. Not sreaming in terror like the people in his car

9 : We are born naked, wet and hungry. And then things get wrose