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jokes! everyone tell jokes in this pergunta so that everyone have fun in leitura them. post jokes. n i'll give 1 prop to everyone.

 cooluk posted over a year ago
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monLOVEbrucas said:
Give me two props :) i promise i wont tell anyone :D lol

How do you make a blonde laugh on saturday? .... tell her the joke on wedensday x]

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*holds hand on mouth* *face turns red* *holding in the giggles* NICE, oi what do you get when you find a dead blonde in your closet?
bubble_babe posted over a year ago
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me mean. k.
cooluk posted over a year ago
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oi i cant help being mean
cooluk posted over a year ago
Bella_Swan3 said:
A rabbit and a urso each get three wishes.

Bear: I wish I was the most handsome urso in the forest!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike!

Bear: I wish i was the most handsome urso in the world!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike helmet!

Bear: I wish I was the only male urso in the world!

Rabbit: Ehh...I've already got everything I want, so... I WISH MR urso WAS GAY!!!
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haha thats a good one =]
demon_wolf posted over a year ago
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LMFAO!
bubble_babe posted over a year ago
TOTALIzzyluver said:
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face!
(get it poke-her face?)

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nice one. lols.
cooluk posted over a year ago
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man u roubou mine
dramalyric posted over a year ago
twilightGGlost said:
What do you get when u cut 200 bras in half???




400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps



idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao
i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao

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 What do you get when u cut 200 bras in half??? 400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao
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lol!
monLOVEbrucas posted over a year ago
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haha lols. nice one
cooluk posted over a year ago
lollipopszx3 said:
How do you put 5 Venusaurs, 7 Blastoises, and 9 Charizards in a truck?
Pokemon (Pok-em-on)
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lols
cooluk posted over a year ago
AlexSelenaRules said:
This are cheezey
Why didn't the skeleton cruz the road?
Cuz it didn't have the guts

What did the baby digatil clock say to it's mother?
Look mom!no hands!
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Like it lmao
twilightGGlost posted over a year ago
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lols. hahha. nice one
cooluk posted over a year ago
bubble_babe said:
Whats a gatos fav color?

Purrr-ple

XD, lol that was bad, uh, damn (if anyone did this i'm sorry)
Ok theirs this boy and his dad, and the boys trying to learn his name.
he gose to school the seguinte day. Teacher asks 'Whats your name?'
he says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see, i'll kick your but from árvore to tree.' so he got in trouble and he had to go see the princble. princble asks 'whats your name'
he says 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your but from árvore to tree'.
the school the suws him, later on the juge asks him 'Whats your name'
and, you gessed it, the boy said 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your butt from árvore to tree.' so they killed the boy.
down in hell the devil comes up and says 'Whats your name?'
the boy says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see i'll kick your but from árvore to tree.' the devil smiled and said
'I no that game, 'i'm the DEVIL UNDER GROUND...I'LL BURN YOUR BUT ROWN!' Hey!' :)
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lol that was funny, i was like wtf lol at the killling part :P aleatório but not bad x]
monLOVEbrucas posted over a year ago
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hahhah. that is funny. good jjoke. i loved it
cooluk posted over a year ago
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i dont get it...
The-Stig posted over a year ago
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Yeah I dont get it either, I know you wrote this like 3 months atrás but can you please explain it? lol sorry
moo000 posted over a year ago
ClonedPickle said:
Why would did the fat man eat a lamp?
He wanted a light snack. :)
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hahha
cooluk posted over a year ago
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heehee
twilightGGlost posted over a year ago
dustfinger said:
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2 but the real perguntas is how do you get them in the lightbulb
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nice one. lols
cooluk posted over a year ago
scarlet009 said:
son; dad a boy calls me gay in school

dad; y dont u beat him and shout at him??

son; dad but he is so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

how was it tell me
n a want a prop...............;-)
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this is killer awesome. hahhaha. bcoz hes so cute. lols. yea i'll give 2 props.
cooluk posted over a year ago
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thts real funny :)
The-Stig posted over a year ago
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LMFAO
bubble_babe posted over a year ago
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hahaha
scarlet009 posted over a year ago
Grapejuice said:
I read this in a magazine, its so funny...

A man is planning a trip down south to celebrate he and his wife's anniversary (i spelled that wrong)at the hotel they had their honeymoon. He goes there and plans the reservations a dia early.
Then he e-mails his wife that it's ready. But, he gets the address wrong and sends it to a recently widowed women. The seguinte day, the widow's son finds his wife fainted in front of the computer, and sees this e'mail on screen:

My darling wife. I've finally arrived. I've got it planned for you to come tomorrow. I hope your trip down here is as pleasent as mine was.

PS. It's hot! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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man this is killer. awesome. hhaaahahahah. good one
cooluk posted over a year ago
The-Stig said:
A man walked in to a bar. ouch.
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OMG I know Right!
bubble_babe posted over a year ago
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lol
The-Stig posted over a year ago
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an oldie, but a goodie. amor it =D
moo000 posted over a year ago
demon_wolf said:
there are 3 scientists and the are in a temple, in the temple there are 3 doors the 1st scientist Bill walks up to the door on the door is a water symbol, Bill walks through the door and he hears a voice say "whoever enters this room will die por water." Bill shrugs it off and keeps going 2 find treasures.
The 2nd scientist Jack walks up 2 a door and on the door is a symbol of fire.us Jack walks through the door and a voice says "whoever enters this room will die por fire." Jack shrugs it off and goes to find treasures.
The 3rd scientist Alex goes over 2 the last door but the symbol on the door is scratched off. Alex walks through the door and hears a voice say "whoever enter this room will die por ekkkkkkkkk.*scratching noise*" Alex keeps walking to find treasures.
30 years later.......
Bill is on his yacht and it sinks and he drowns, Jack is in his house sitting por his fireplace when his house burns down. Alex knows he is seguinte but does not know how, so he gets together a bunch of people 2 protect him. he is in his room when over the walkie talkie some says "there is a giant ekkkkkk *scraching noise*" Through the door comes a giant floating coffinALEX starts throwing pillows,blankets,books, a lamp his click, vut it still keeps coming. he gets up and runs to his bathroom and shuts the door but it smashes threw. he then throws soap, shampoo, clothes, razer, asprin, pain pills, cough drops and all of a sudden it stopped.us do you know why?

Cuz cough drops stop the coffin.... lol (get it cough drops stop the coughing)
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NICE!
bubble_babe posted over a year ago
the_bunkster said:
Why did the scarecrow get a medal??

Coz he was outstanding in his field!!

LOL, my grandpa told me that one
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he he he
moo000 posted over a year ago
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LMAO!
taisa posted over a year ago
Gracie1995 said:
okay so this is from My Best Friend's Girl:
A Priest and a Rabbi are standing against a a mural and a little choir boy walks por and bends over to tie his shoe and the priest says to the Rabbi "Man, I'd like to screw him" and the Rabbi says "Screw him outta what?"
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CULLEN-HALE said:
whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 HOs!!
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hahah nice one
dsgt5 posted over a year ago
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ROFLMAO! omg! nice one ! LOL..
taisa posted over a year ago
tooch said:
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

LOL. I amor these jokes.
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LMAO!
taisa posted over a year ago
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