Aha post your favorito all time quote:]

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
What fun is being cool if you can't even wear a sombrero?!
Life's difficulties are much harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
EIGHTEEN?! But por then I'll know better!
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop por and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.
I'm a simple man with complex tastes.
A penny?! My thoughts are worth at least a dollar!

Try and guess where they're from. Hint: They're all from the same thing. :3

"Shut up and draw another penis".

Also

"The prince is awake
Your shit is wrecked"

:)

"These months without you have been pure torture... I miss your breath on the back of my neck as we sleep.... the warm touch of your gentle embrace...the way you held me in your arms and whispered in my ear how much I mean too you....."


or...

"i'm not think as you drunk i am."


see picture

There's so many... o_o

Sanity? Sorry. I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place. -Kenpachi

I do not answer. I simply make a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane. -Sheldon

Justice will prevail! - L

We have walked through the darkness of this world, that's why we are able to see even a sliver of light -Gaara

I couldn't choose just one..and there's still tons more.. X3 I'll also include the one in the picture.. ^-^

Better not give in to it. it takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart ♥

If at first you don't succeed dust yourself off of and try again

"RAH"

“I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as good and evil maintain perfect equilibrium, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.” -Death the Kid

:O I have to choose one quote...?

"No wifin in the club
Gimme 20 dollarz!
Gimme 20 dollarz!
Gimme 20 dollarz!

[Verse 1:]
No wifing in the club!
Rose got me bent all night
I've been watchin u got short pinned all night
She a barbie and u been playin kent all night
You a sucka she got you for your rent all night
Play ya position in the club or gimme 20 dollarz
No kissin in the club or gimme 20 dollarz
No trickin in the club or gimme 20 dollarz
You on a mission in the club so gimme (hey!) 20 dollarz

[Hook:]
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
(They ain't ready-ready!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)

[Verse 2:]
No wifin in the club!
I can't cuff in the club, I ain't officer ricky
JH flashy, fly like a frisbee
chá Bagz the movement, ya'll still with me (I'm still here)
The boy shake down, we runz the cityy
You know the motto, we keepz it gwinnin

Rose bottles, yes we sippin
Haze in the air [cough cough], yes we piffin
Told you before, still dippin like lipton

[Chorus x4]

[Verse 3:]
No wifin in the club!
Nah gimme 20 dollarz for all you trickin
Gimme 20 dollarz for Mmm Mmm kissin
All you lovers, ya'll do the wifin
I'll be the plumber, I'll do the pipin
chá Bag boys, sippin on bubb
usher bunda niggahz makin amor in the club
Big big tipper, Me Cafe
cadela, puta don't like me then she must (hey!) be gay

[Hook:]
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
(They ain't ready-ready!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)

[Verse 4:]
No wifin in the club!
DJ Self, sittin in a tree, k-I-s-s-I-n-g
I won't eat her, I just beat her
I call her a spare tire, pull her out when I need her
And she sneaky (sneaky), real sneaky (sneaky)
All the chá Bag boyz call her freaky
Straight to the telly, never pass no dub
Cause you never see self in the club in lovee

[Chorus x4]

[Verse 5:]
No wifin in the club!
You put me in a pot, I'm boiling hot (hot!)
You wanna shop, girl I hope you got(got!)
Me a trick, I think that's not (nope!)
Fuck with Sha, I have you on the block (uh-huh!)
papoula, papoila stop, a hundred on the spot (wooo!)
Bring it back so I could stack (like this!)
Bring that bunda so I could slap (like that!)
Sha money, just like that (Uhh!)

[Hook:]
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
(They ain't ready-ready!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)
No (no) hand (hand) cuffin in the club! (club!)"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." -Hannibal Lecter {Silence of the Lambs}

"Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do." Destrey.

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize."
"I feel like we're summoning the devil!"
"Smack~ smack~ smack~ smack~"
"I don't want to dieeeeeeee!Please I'm a virgin! Where do you think they get virgin oliva, verde-oliva oil from?! Your not supposed to kill a virgin! We're pathetic enough as it is!!"
"Risking my life for European politics would make me gassy."

"She came here with me."

"Always"

"Books! And cleverness! There are mais important things -- friendship and bravery."

"There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."

"It should have gone that way."

"I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun"

me i got 2

This is an 'A' n 'B' conversation so 'C' ur way out b4 'D' jumps ova 'E' n 'F' u up like a 'G'

'Stalkerlicious,'

'Come fly with us, come die with us!'

'The first rule of dodgeball is...'
'Do not talk about dodgeball?'

'I too amor a good catfight. But one with real cats, who wear tiny boxing gloves,'

'Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the jantar to the mesa, tabela and then we're gonna eat it!'

'Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then, well, they still won't go out with you, but you get to buy them a pop!'

'Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and tell them not to worry Santa?' *falls onto floor*

'I was having an early make-out session with one of the honey's,'
'Sha-sweet! Which one?'
'Uh, a gentlemen never kisses and tells,'
'You kissed a gentlemen?'

-Total Drama.


'Aw snap. Aw snap. Come to our Macaroni Party and we'll take a nap!'

'It was supposed to say Rigby but they spelled my name wrong,'

'How the H are we gonna fix this S?'

'Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize are watches!'

'Bensons gonna drop his balls when he see's how good we set up the chairs. He's gonna be like "Oh, no. My gumballs!" '

'Mustache Cash Stash,'

-Regular Show.



Whoa... I put quite a few.

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”
-Christopher Robin

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am i supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the dia it thought it could give cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible limão that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson



"You didn't say please!" - Goku(SSJ1)


"You can destroy planets, but you can never destroy what I am, friend. I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth! ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!" - Goku


Just a few of my favorites.