How will I die?

You will die from being murdered...by me for calling Hidan ugly.

Crushing’s too good for you. First you'll spend a ano in the incinerator. ano two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then... TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I’ll kill you.

Death por over abuse of the internet...?
I've got nothing.

You will die laughing. 'Nough said.

You will walk to the bus station tomorrow at exactly 8:30 am. You will board the bus that comes. A seat, on the left at the very back of the bus will be taken por you. There, you will find a aleatório piece of paper on the floor. Due to your curiosity, you will pick up the paper and then suddenly you will drop it in horror. You are so scared because a demonic creature appeared beside you on the seat. In a panic, you will start running down the bus isle and shout at the driver to stop. The driver stops at an intersection and you hurriedly leave the bus, however...you failed yo notice the car driving up beside the bus and it rams into you.

That...was of course just a...guess. *smiles innocently and stuffs paper into my backpack*

Being backstabbed por a Spy.

One of my best friends' torture methods:
Throw you in a fogo for a few seconds, then dump you in cold water, then mix salt into the water. If you still survive, you'll be arsonphobic and hydrophobic for the rest of your traumatized life. :D
If you don't want that, just choke on a bolinho, queque with lots of sugar. ^^

*whistles* m-m-me?! w-why a-are you asking me t-t-this? how should I k-know?! *hides knive behind back and whistles some more*

At last! A fun question!

First, I'd hit you on the head with a baseball bat to knock you and then take to an abandoned church or warehouse.

Next, I'd strap you to a mesa, tabela and wait until you wake up. After you wake up, I would drip very, very cold water on your forehead. Every five seconds, a drop of cold water would drip onto your forehead. This will eventually cause you to become disorientated and confused.

I wouldn't kill you yet. After that, I'd begin screaming insults at you and pointing out every flaw. I'd keep yelling for hours and you will have no self confidence left.

After that, I'd find a large, glass container and fill it with all kinds of alcohol and strong medication. I'd then repeatedly dunk you in it until your mind is muddled. I would then make you believe that you have brutally murdered all your loved ones.

Next, I would take a tiny, dainty faca and slowly start to cut you up. Just enough so that there are scars but, not enough to kill you.

After that, I'd lock you in a small room and play a recording of people screaming for three weeks straight. You'd be so emotionally distressed, you would most like have some sort of break down.

After which I'd take a metal rod, heat the end, and begin branding your skin. Your skin would burn and it would be extremely painful.

Then, I'd throw you into a white room and stop feeding and hydrating you for three days. You will lose what little sanity you have left and become completely insane, you will become a monster. You will have nothing, all you will feel is agony and suffering.

Lastly, I'd release you and you'd just go die in a gutter somewhere~

I had way too much fun with this...-_-||

Perhaps you will die like this:

por cuteness :D

You will die from someone flinging cheese at you.The cheese goes into your mouth then you choke!Mwahahhaha

You won't
Cos' You're an immortal.
Eventually you get fed up while everyone leaves you cos they die.
So you rip your coração out and feed it to the dogs.