Ok, so say your mom has this really expensive antique china and you managed to accidentally break it all.

You may want to mover and not leave a forwarding address.

I'd just brace myself to face my death. Just Kidding! i'd be REALLY scared, but I'd just tell my mom. I mean what's the WORST thing she can do to me? Hit me? Ground me? Lol! Don't worry if this is the current situation you need to deal with right now. She's your mom...

"I accidentally the whole thing.... on purpose" *shot*

blame it on brother/dog something other than me...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Even hypothetically I'm too poor to afford that.
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listen just tell her it was a accident and if she is smart and and fair person she will understand once she knows it was accidentle

Tell her the truth, and look for a job to buy new china to replace the old one.

Blame it on my nosie cat Rosie.