XD lol bc canadians dont like americans as much as we like the english cuz we sometimes misprounce their countries names and we changed the last letter in the alphabet XD
Since my other answer was such a rude one and I'm a totally rasist person (note the sarcasm) I deleted my other answer. Look people I didnt mean anything por it and I have nothing against Canadians at all. My sister and I plan to mover there one dia for Christ's sake. I was actually making fun of the asker for even posting this question, dear lord, you are all so sensitive or at least some if you.
My honest not sarcastic answer is you can't own a Canadian because Buber one thats illegal and number two it's unjust and not right at all. You can't own a person. Slavery is immoral. And if you were trying to ask a 'funny' pergunta you should be informed slavery is not a joking matter, it's serious stuff, in which wars have been started over.
Because a human being considered property is the equivalent of enslavement. You are basically asking "Why can't I have a Canadian slave?" Get yo' head out of the 1700's!