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What would you do if you met the female version of Edward Cullen?

It happened to me at work today.

She walked into my office and I immediately noticed her flowing auborn hair and liquid topaz eyes. her skin glittered as the pasted por the wondow because she was just in the gurks dressing room and that place is covered in glitter.
She was very pale and she had just finished holding haldfulls of ice cubes, so her hands were very cold. She was wearing body armour under her clothes, so she was also rock hard.

She looked like she was thirsting for my blood, but I didn't care. I just wanted to employ her because she was beautiful.

I'm not even trolling.
 youknowit101 posted over a year ago
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BatCountry9000 said:
A female version of Edward Cullen?

Well, since this is a girl we're talking about, I can't kick her in the balls, so instead...

I'll kick her in the gloryhole!
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 A female version of Edward Cullen? Well, since this is a girl we're talking about, I can't kick her in the balls, so instead... I'll kick her in the gloryhole!
posted over a year ago 
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LOLOL
paloma97ppb posted over a year ago
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And nothing is stopping him from cunt punting you~ ^^
Heartisalone posted over a year ago
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^ Or punching her in the boobs.
BatCountry9000 posted over a year ago
cassie-1-2-3 said:
Probably become BFFs or something.
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paloma97ppb said:
Already met her. She goes to my school so the first time I saw her I was like FUCK.
And she's not pretty though.
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Jeffersonian said:
I can't even handle the male version of Edward Cullen so this chick would probably annoy me to no end.
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BlindBandit92 said:
Well three things may or may not happen.

1.I might be really really attracted to her.
2. I might be annoyed beyond belief since she is the female Edward Cullen.
3.I may or may not care about the situation in the first place.
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DmitryVladimir said:
Tinker Bell? o.o

I'd walk away slowly and pretend I saw nothing.
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