If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Well, hypothetically, if you were in say, a talent show, and you wanted to lose, you would intentionally screw up (i.e. cantar badly). Then you wouldn't win, therefore meeting your goals. So if losing is what you wanted to do the whole time, I'd say you suceeded.

You've fucked up in the best way possible.

you failed epicly?

You succeeded in failing. Which is oposite of failing to succeed. :)

Then your just bunda backwards XD