Did you know there's a monster under your bed?

Actually, my monster isn't under my bed.

theres no Monster drink or actual monster under my bed... they are afraid of me!

No,I didn't,I'm going to invite him up.

Yay!We are having a sexy party together.

yeah I always knew
can you guys belive ? I am 17 my mom dosnt belive me about :S =p

Did you know pedobear's in your closet?

I know but hes cool XD XD XD

Yes there is a mosnter that drinks monster under my bed. He's been there for years.

If it was real and I was only three this is what would happen:
Me: There's a monster under my bed? *checks* THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS TO MOM*
Mom: What!
Me: There's a monster under my bed.
Mom: *gives me a gun* Shoot it.
Me: *shoots sister and monster* Ok all taken care of.
Mom:...

No, my energy drink is in the fridge. The only thing under my cama is oxygen.

Yes their is and since my "monster" is usually my already vicious cat I don't think an energy drink would be too good for her.

Yea I know any time I have company over he will poke them or if I have biscoitos, cookies he steals them or sits on cama with me and we share them I call him COOKIE MONSTER he also drinks Monster energy drinks

Yea... he's been there eversince Dean called names on him. Now he's too scarred for life... Dean's such a bully...

The monster can't hide under my bed,because you can get under my cama because there a built-in-drawer's.
And were moving,so my cama is on the floor.

holy shit?! really?! *goes and grabs monster drink from under bed* hell ya!!!! thanks!!!

It wouldn't surprise me. I never clean my room.

Hes not a monster.
Hes my uncle =)
*a dude with red and black eyes comes out from under the bed*
DANGIT TYDUS! Now Ill have to mover the portal to the anjos da noite under MY bed. I dont wanna have nightmares.

rly? looks too cute to b a monster to me...