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NomyCake said:
This brings back memories... I have so many stories... Okay, so, the National Guard guys sometimes come to our school to talk to students during lunch and they set up a display mesa, tabela right outside the cafeteria, and our cafeteria has window in it, okay? And the mesa, tabela that we sit at is right por the windows, so we can see the dudes. Well, my friend and I think that this one guy has a really cute butt. So the entire time, we were looking at this guy and kept waiting for him to bend over. And he did. So my friend starts screaming with joy and the guy turns around and just stares at us. And then another one of our friends decides he's going to go over to the guy and tell him that we think he has a really cute butt. And he did. And the National Guard guy just starts smiling and waving at us and we noticed he was wearing a wedding ring. I will never forget that. xD Then there was the time Jessica was talking about condom dealers... 'Cause she asked if my boyfriend and I had ever made it all the way around the bases, and I was like "Hell naw! We didn't have any condoms!" And she was like "Well why didn't you guys go find some condom dealers or something?!" and we were all like "xD WTF IS A CONDOM DEALER?!" Then there was the time when I made Katie go talk to some cute guy. We were talking on the phone, okay? And she was like walking around in the park at like 1:00 in the morning and she was like "WHOA THERE'S THIS REALLY CUTE GUY ACROSS THE STREET!" So I spent at least a half an hora trying to talk her into going to say hi, and so after bribing her with homemade bolo de copo with sprinkles, she did. And apparently he was 22 and she's like 15. And then out of nowhere she was like "How big are your feet?" xD And then he like kissed her after she said she had to leave. Then later she was like "that was embarrassing! You'd better bring me those cupcakes!" And so I did. xD And then later I was over at her house and she was talking to her ex-boyfriend on the phone and I was yelling to him like "KATIE WANTS IN YOUR PANTS!" because she still likes him and yeah. xD THEN there was the time when some of my friends and I were walking down the hallway, and we were trying to explain oral sex to one of our friends and then our math teacher was behind us and he just starts laughing but he didn't do anything... xDD I amor my crazy-ass embarrassing friends.
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