What's the most memorable epic fail you've had?

this morning i was walking UP the stairs, than i feel on topo, início of my best friend.thats when a teacher came and thought we were making out. she told the princaple, and i got yelled at when i got home

I once did really badly on an orchestra audition. It sounded like a dying cat. I cried afterward. Anyway, that was bad.

The most epic fail I had was when I was younger I used to do flips on my bed. But one time there was a tall bench near my bench and I missed the mark while flipping and landed headfirst on the bench. My head was hurting for about 20 mins. And when I hit it, I REALLY hit that bench hard with my head.

Um... when I was in sixth grade, my church for one ano only actually managed to organize a youth band. I was playing the timpani.

Unfortunately, band was always beijoca, smack dab in the middle of coffee hour, which means we *GASP* couldn't eat ANYTHING between the service and sunday school. Well, they were serving cake one dia and I thought, "screw this, I'm eating some cake!" Needless to say, when I got to the band room, I was reeeeaally struggling to play both the timpani and eat the cake at the same time... And so I, the natural klutz, dropped the cake on the middle of the floor in front of everbody. Then the instructor stopped the entire song just to see why I stopped playing... then he saw I dropped the cake. And started laughing. Then EVERYONE in the room began to laugh at the fact that I was so clumsy I actually managed to drop a tiny piece of cake when I wasn't supposed to be eating in the first place... *sigh*

I called my mom: dad, my sister: mom and my dad: (sister's name).

i was outside in middle school and a bee came at me and i totally freaked out in front of the entire 7th grade

and now i don't fear bees anymore, but still scared por needles and wasps