Has a child ever ask you where do bebês come from and if they did what did you say and if never,what would you say?

My little cousin asked me and I know she's a catholic and her parents go to church a lot, so I told her that God creates humans in heaven and that your guardian angel brings you to your parents the dia you're born.

Don't go hard on me, she was just 2 years old and I had to make up some story while I was telling it! She believed me though ^^

well John came from his mommy and daddy, George came from his mommy and daddy, Ringo came from his mommy and daddy, Paul came from his mommy and daddy. any questions??

"Well, when mommy and daddy amor each other very much...."

I would tell them the truth. Besides it is important to talk to kids about sex. Even though it will be really difficult to talk about it.

I told a kid once they come from storks, the hilarious part is I said they get delivered por mailmen.

i know that where do bebês come but one dia my little brother told that pergunta first i am speechless but then i told him that they come from hospital where faries deliver them

No, but that reminds me of something, and I feel the need to write it down.

When I was in ano 6 me and my best friend were just sitting on a bench, playing - games. And this little girl came up to us and said 'what are your names?', and we were like, 'Emily and Imogen', and she went, 'Why?' and we were like 'because that's what are parents named us'. And she just kept on saying 'why' the whole time. The conversation went on to 'why did your parents have you before me?' and 'why are you bigger than me?' and 'why do you have bigger feet that me'. Eventually we said 'I don't know', and she ran away. :)

I tell everyone who come to me, if their under 10 years old, that bebês are like apples. When the apples ripe, they fall down from the maçã, apple tree. The baby is just like that, when it's ready, it's ready to fall down as well.

OMK, when my little sister asked me, I answered: bebês are come from mommy's tummy.
Have I lied?

I would say they come from sex.
Actually, ejaculation of sperm.

lol my little brother asked me this the other day. This is how it went. He asks "where do bebês actually come from?" and I'm like "um.....ya know... From Narnia!" and he says "oh they come through the closet?!" and I'm like "uh....yes, yes they do." and he says "oh I finally get it now!"

Ok 3 simple words ask ur mom and if it's ur child ask ur grandma lol

I've Always had kids come up to me ask me that pergunta and I always say to them "go ask mommy and daddy."

umm i dunno. Here is something funny though!

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Of course I'd tell them! I'd tell them this:





































"Cereal Boxes!"

I'll be like this

"Um...well...babies come from.....bye!" then I would run away XD

i would say " go ask her" pointing at mt worst enemy.

yep, my neihbors kid asked and i said "babies come from a wierd bird when ur mom and dad want 2 have a babie, and that's how u got here" FUCK NO IM NOT TELLING THEM HOW THEY REALLY GOT HERE! that's not my job

"Vaginas."

Well... no, but I would say: From your mommy's tummy. :]

Anyway, reminds me of my French teacher that I asked her the same pergunta juts last week. I'm in 7th grade.

Me: Mrs.Rotter?

Mrs.R: Yes Dear?

Me:Where do bebês come from?

Mr.R: *leaves the room*

Me:...

I'm STILL waiting for her answer. :P

no....... and lets hope it will never happen because i would probably say someting inepropriate or something... lol