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What was the worst...

pick up line you ever got?


I'm not saying the ones you have heard, but the ones someone actually said to you.
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OMG. People need to get it together.
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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wat about u?
JBiebsLove posted over a year ago
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asked this question*
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LostFan101 said:
A 7 ano old walked up to me and say Wanna have a play encontro, data (pause) in my bed.
He just ran off laughing.....
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posted over a year ago 
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Haha, cute. xD
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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O.o creepy kid
h2ogirl123 posted over a year ago
JadeEyes said:
"if id created the alphabet id've put 'u' and 'i' together"
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Oh no...oh God no....please...tell me you are lying...please.
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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imnot, it was some freak who really was making fun of me, not trying to "hook up"
JadeEyes posted over a year ago
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I like it
ros59 posted over a year ago
spunkyonyx said:
i got a few
"wanna be my baby mama?"
"Girl with the a** wanna come to my house to night?? I want that a** on u!!! I want it all night!! I wanna Make it feel soooo good"
"let me put my chocolate in ur whip cream"
and "nice legs when do they open"

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If any guy said that to me...I'd waste his raggedy ass. Nasty bunda cock sucker >:(
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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XD XD HORRIBLE
GigglesLugo posted over a year ago
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GROSS PERVERTED PPL
MikeysLove12 posted over a year ago
CourtneyFan17 said:
A few

"Do you know karate? Cause yo body kickin!"
"Do your feet hurt? Cause you been running threw my mind ALL day"
"Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them" That was the worst. I kicked him in the face T_T

People said mais but I can't remember them....
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that last one...*facepalm* some people...God. Does anyone know what creativity is. If you don't just be yourself..be honest
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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and the 1st one sounds like an insult
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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I asked my brother and he said he can't tell me on the behalf of the guy code. Ugh....
CourtneyFan17 posted over a year ago
drunksheep said:
"Nice shoes! I wanna fuck you."
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"Honey, your dad is a pirate? Because you are a treasure!"
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WTF @ the 1st one the 2nd...>_> lame lame lame. I hope you laughed in their face
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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LMAO @ the first. xD
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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WTF wit the first one
MikeysLove12 posted over a year ago
HunnyBunni93 said:
Ugh...quite a few..but the stupidest had to be..
"...*Stares*...So..wanna taste of MY egg-roll? :D (egg-roll=pe*is)"
"You look like Chun-Li!"(Streetfighter girl with short hair and chunky legs*
"Damn..You're on fire! Burnin'! Now no one can put out your hotness!"
XD I LAWLed when I was told these..stupid perverts -_-'
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Oh because you're Asian....hm.....they FAILED.
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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XD Yes...failed..epicly
HunnyBunni93 posted over a year ago
alexthedog said:
I'm just like taco Bell, Imma spice up yo night!
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O.....M.......G No. Just no xDD
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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Haha.
alexthedog posted over a year ago
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(Gags)
alexthedog posted over a year ago
xxXsk8trXxx said:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
"Am I dead? Because this is heaven."
"You're so cute I could scrunch you up and eat you on a spoon."
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0___0 Kill them...now.
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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I did 8D
xxXsk8trXxx posted over a year ago
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LMAO @ the first one.
xXSweeneyXx posted over a year ago
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amor the first one. XDD
Lolly4me2 posted over a year ago
zanesaaomgfan said:
Okay...

Dancing.
What about it?
Do you like it?
No.
Well we're gonna dance all the way to your house in heaven.
*walks away*
WTF?!
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But I said I didn't like it dumb dumb...Oh God!!!
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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I just recently got one: Someone pull the fogo alarm because there a woman on fiya!
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
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XD
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
MasterOfFear said:
All the ones that were not genuine and were just a bunch of crappy jokes (which is all of them)
The worst one was probably

"Would you go out with me?" than whispers "please say no"
As if i was honored por that and HAD to be told to decline. Ridiculous.
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WTF? Cock sucker...
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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It would have been prefferable if he had followed the norm and burst out laughing half way through the sentance before running away. Those are easier to ignore.
MasterOfFear posted over a year ago
h2ogirl123 said:
Are you a book?cause I'v been checking you out all night

I seem to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?

o.o
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What possess a mofo to fix their mouths to say this crap?
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
xXSweeneyXx said:
Are you Jewish? Because you Isreali hot.


...What the hell?
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LOL.
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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I wonder how long it took the genius to come up with this one >_>
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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xP
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
JBiebsLove said:
well a few LOL

I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

and the worst "drop em!"
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"No, no, no, and hell no. Go have a happy death now" xD Drop em though?
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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That segundo one is truly crappy. xD
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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drop em means sorta like drop your pants + panties. must i explain?
JBiebsLove posted over a year ago
cookiehead101 said:
this aleatório guy came up 2 me btw
he said:is there a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can c myself in ur pants (i know rude n disrespectful>:()
but get this i said:is ur name mically culken cuz ur going início alone 2nit lol XD i got him back
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xP Him: *face drop* awww, too bad lol
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
lauren777222 said:
I've got 3: first is Holden,"Hey" Hey,Holden "Are u a dog cuz ur humpin my heart,me,"What the f*** HOLDEN!Get Away!" Second,Adam,"I hate you" Hate u too Adams winks,"Wanna go Out?"Thought u hate me but yea,sure. Third is Ty,who is ma cousin."Hey" Hey,Ty "Meet me at ma house" Why to study and Ty says,"Kinda.....I wanna test and study ur body"I gave him a nosebleed and hit his d***
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humpin' my heart?...OK...fail...
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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EPIC FAIL
h2ogirl123 posted over a year ago
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FAIL!
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
x-menobsessed26 said:
Honey, you must be McDonalds b/c I'm lovin' it.

And the ever popular:

Are you Jamacian, because you're Jamacian me crazy.

I hate when people use these. It makes me feel like I'm not good enough for originality and true feelings. It also tells me that they're unoriginal jerks I wouldn't want to go out with anyway.
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Lol. But you would go out with someone if the pickup line was cheesy, but original?
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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I would go home, google the pick-up line just to make sure it was original, then give them my answer. =D JK I would go out with them.
x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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LOL, I probably would, too. XD But it WOULD be cute! :3
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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xD A guy used that 3rd one with me
lolibarbie posted over a year ago
invadercalliope said:
Is your last name Gillete cause your a best a man can get
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HAHA. I can't stop laughing!
x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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LOL, I like this one! xD
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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lmfaoo xD
louvreangel posted over a year ago
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:D
h2ogirl123 posted over a year ago
kairi13050 said:
no one's ever used a pick up line on me. it probably has to do with age, i don't know ... but since i don't have an actual pick up line used on me to offer, i will tell you my favorito pick up line!

hey, so i noticed you were wearing some pants.

lol,, x D
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............huh?
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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what? : D
kairi13050 posted over a year ago
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I don't...get it...i sowwy
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
xxAjulietxx said:
this one I don't consider a pick up line, but it's pretty pathetic and moronic.
"I haven't seen you around here before" *wink*
(side note: I'm in his class)


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posted over a year ago 
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a line that almost every stupid men use :D
louvreangel posted over a year ago
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IKR? Dumb-dumb
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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lol yeah
xxAjulietxx posted over a year ago
Sheetal1256 said:
'u makes me mais comfortable than my sofa'...duh beat that!lol
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WTF?
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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Seriously!!
Sheetal1256 posted over a year ago
lolibarbie said:
"Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy?"
For one, I'm as pale as a vampire. And two, ...just...it's a bad line
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BB2010 said:
"You're not on the list"
"What list?"
"The sweet list"

this was said por a guy who looked like he was in his 40's while I was doing the desserts at the comida Bank when I worked there two summers ago
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i would have called the police asap early on is nasty bunda xDD
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
misse1000 said:
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?" Creepy. Way creepy.
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If I give you MY number....what will I have? ...Man, that line is so cheesy >_>
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
ilovepercy said:
heres mine

will u help me wit my math homework
yea for sure wat dont u get
i dont get how ur so fine i wanna f*** right now
i walked away real fast

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Wow. That's kinda scary in a creeper way/
x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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My first imitial reaction was a laugh...but I have to stop and think about this....What does him wanting to fuck you so bad have to do with math? xDD
Lawli-gagger posted over a year ago
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