Post the funniest quote you said out loud today.

In class
Me: "Did you know that a queque, muffin is a naked bolinho, queque :D?" (To Taylor)
Taylor: No I pefer muffins
Me: bolo de copo ARE THE BOMB!!!!!!!!
Substitute: Shhh!!!!!!!!
Taylor: Haha!

aleatório emo dude: Wanna hug?
My friend: im a dude
aleatório emo dude: oh
My friend: shell hug u!
Me: umm sure
aleatório emo dude: i should really make a sign
Me:DUDE WATCH OUT!
aleatório emo dude: what?
Friend:move!
at that point my other friend comes running down the sidewalk cuz someone is chasing him, then he runs into the other emo dude and they both fall
Me: umm u should prob get up.
Friend: wy
Me: cuz it looks like a gay party down there get up!
then i started laughing and the prep clique yelled freak at us so we started doin soulja boy and failed lol were idiots :P

"DDDEEEEEEEWASSSSSSSSDFGSUEPOWDASREGERKJHGWPEIRUGWPHEIURGBWEOJHGBWJEHRGBKWJEHRGBWKEJ."

"Living on south hemisphere sucks."
You don't think that's funny? Whatever, my brother LOL'd at that anyway.

"Ponies are magical"

HUG ME BROTHA


marreco, drake AND JOSH

in class (grading our math tests)
teacher:number 1 is 0.35
me:YH I GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!
teacher:good 4 u sarah
me:o never mind i didnt put the put the zero this sucks FLOWERS!!!!!!
lol XD

Russia: VODKAAAAAAAAA *Said while jumping out of an airplane without a parachute*

It's a hetalia - axis powers referance. XD

Ok here's mine...This happened during bio
Girl: Miss I didn't do the homework.
Miss: Why?
Girl: Because when I googled 'how to choose the sex of your baby' I got some videos...*shudders*
Miss: Wel I'm sorry I didn't mean for you all to go find...
Me: Porn?
Miss: Exactly

But see I didn't say that in reply to her question...I was talking to my friend and she said something that sounded like, "I kissed porn." So I asked her "You kissed porn?" And the last word came out loudly and it came out just in time to finish Miss's sentence....everyone started laughing especially when Miss said "Exactly."

Me and a group of friends went to the mall.
I threw a chip at a aleatório lady
then hid behind a clothes rack
then screamed "imma f***king ninja
they kicked us out :/

Ms. Pecsi: ...because tomorrow we'll dive strait into the three territories
Me: but i can't swim!
Ms. Pecsi (giving me a taste of my own medicine): well, then you'll drown
Me: but then i'll never learn to swim
Ms. Pecsi: *busted*

Misa:I could never dream about a world without Light!

L:Yes,it would be very dark.

Light:Shut up!

Ah,i amor that XD.

my "friend": all men want cookies
me: wait.. arn't those called muffins

cupcake:muffins r just ugly bolo de copo muffin:*cries* i know

Convo between me and a guy named Jesse:

Me: HOLY SHIT D:<
Jesse: What?
Me: SNOOKI. GOT. FREAKING. PUNCHED.
Jesse: ...And?
Me: por a dude.
Jesse: ...... SLUTTY @$$ B!TCH CAN GO SUC-
Me: JESSE! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU TO NOT CURSE IN FRONT OF A LADY?!! .... Oh wait ...... your mom is gone .... ..... heh....sorry.

DAMN THT CRAZY cadela, puta WENT DOWN LIKE THE TITANIC!!!!

* someone kills my friend in world of warcraft *

me : oh my god they killed kenny!You bastard!


yea... i got kicked from my group... so did my friend... >_< apparently you cant be joking during raids....