Want to have fun?

Brown Dog: "Wanna know why he looks scared? Miley Cyrus just flashed him."

:)

I'm with stupid.

Brown doggie-"He did it."

Brown Doggie- How come he always gets to be Santa??

Brown dog: Let me tell u a little secret....he farted.............

okay "I'm with stupid"
or maybe "God why do i have to be with HIM?"\
or "Ha, made ya look!"

Brown Dog: "He took the leite and cookies"

Or

Brown Dog: "He was drinking too much last night"

Or

Brown Dog: "He took my hat and blankie away from me" :(

Or

Brown Dog: "He killed Kenny"

Or

Brown Dog: "He ate some chocolate and had diarhea"

Or

Brown Dog: "Viewers, I just wanna let you know that his plan for world domination isn't going to work cause he always fails at-

Black Dog: "Quiet you! Sheesh, must you keep talking crap about me? And who were you talking to about all of that just now?

Brown Dog: Um, myself?

Black Dog: Come with me so we can go back to the kitty litter box of death.

Brown Dog: No, not the kitty litter box of death
! NOOOOOO! :<