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The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Please help me, the voices in my head are very scared :D
 IzzyOzera posted over a year ago
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r-pattz said:
Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good rosa, -de-rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're amargo, amarga enemies. So all you gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as you run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. You just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing flores out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so you gotta keep running even after the Good rosa, -de-rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?
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i thought mine was good1 *votes as best answer*
desmariemay posted over a year ago
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This is so funny, best answer!
Liepe posted over a year ago
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lmao...dude ur hilarious!
mish_mish posted over a year ago
desmariemay said:
Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me beijar the good dragon)
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 Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me beijar the good dragon)
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Awww:)
r-pattz posted over a year ago
Liepe said:
Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get you to have a chá party with him! If he some how makes you have a girly chá party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, or else you would be shooting borboletas out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen fadas that the scones are okay. Or was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes you into a one eye troll, so I suggest you eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until you see a arco iris, arco-íris made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once you found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the topo, início of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take you to safty.

Hope that helps :D.
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xDark_Angelx said:
Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!
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Lawli-gagger said:
break his horn off and stab his bunda with it...
:)
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2dolphn97 said:
the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out por a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of unicórnios to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe
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gaby124 said:
WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!
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neither am i, if i was the rubber ducks would have told me por now :)
IzzyOzera posted over a year ago
heheiamme said:
Couple things you could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... Or give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!
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lol, I like the first and last one, good choices :P
Liepe posted over a year ago
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Thanks:)
heheiamme posted over a year ago
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