Fill in the blanks for a aleatório story( prop?? sure!)

One dia i was sitting in my eskimo class. It was really boring because i sit seguinte to bella cisne X( and her sparkly boyfriend the person behind me is really strange and the person in front of me is fat. I wasent paying attention ot the lesson about cogumelo i was too busy sonhar acordado about lammas an bubble wrap. THen all of a sudden bella died. ANd i passed out the celebration cake. I didnt know waht to do so i danced. Finally a cow said quack. and then i sat back in my escrivaninha, mesa agian and realized i would never not pay attention in eskimo class agian.

One dia i was sitting in my CLOWN class. It was really boring because i sit nest to CLOWNS and CLOWNS. The person behind me is really CLOWN and the person in front of me is A CLOWN I wasent paying attention ot the lesson about CLOWNING i was too busy sonhar acordado about CLOWNS. THen all of a sudden CLOWNS ANd i CLOWNED. I didnt know waht to do so i CLOWNED. Finally CLOWNS. and then i sat back in my escrivaninha, mesa agian and realized i would never not pay attention in CLOWN class agian.

One dia I was sitting in my Spanish class. It was really boring because I sit seguinte to Josh and Voldemort. The person behind me is really repulsive, the person in front of me is equally repulsive. I wasn't paying attention to the lesson about numero tres. I was to busy dia dreaming about that one guy I like. ;) Then all of the sudden, Voldemort cast a spell on Josh. And I laughed. I didn't know what to do so I went to sleep. Finally, Voldemort got detention and Josh was escorted to the Clinic. and then I sat back in my escrivaninha, mesa again and realized I would never not pay attnetion in Spanish class again.

ONE dia IN CLASS

One dia i was sitting in my Wonton class. It was really boring because i sit seguinte to some guy and a really smelly kid. The person behind me is really fat and the person in front of me is tall. I wasn't paying attention to the lesson about sleeping with your eyes open I was too busy sonhar acordado about (censored XP). Then all of a sudden this peice of cheese landed in my lap. And I ate it XD. I didnt know what to do so I ate it (again?). Finally I fell asleep. And then I sat back in my escrivaninha, mesa agian and realized i would never not pay attention in Wonton class agian.

Wow, I just realized this doesn't make much sense XD

One dia i was sitting in my Jashinist class.It was really boring because i sit seguinte to Chiki and Niqka.The person behind me was really smelly and the person in front of me is sleep.I wasn't paying attention to the lesson about Human Sacrifice,I was too busy sonhar acordado about cats.Then all of a sudden I was called to do a sacrifice and i was stabbed por my teacher,so i screamed.I didn't know what to do so i cried.Finally my teacher told me i was the faca was plastic and everyone laughed.Then I sat back in my escrivaninha, mesa again and realized I would never not pay attention in Jashinist class again.

One dia i was sitting in my science class. It was really boring because i sit seguinte to Makilia and Josh. The person behind me is really nobody and the person in front of me is Alex. I wasnt paying attention to the lesson about the periodic mesa, tabela i was too busy sonhar acordado about Alex the guy i got a crush on. Then all of a sudden he fell out of his chair and i was laughing SO hard! I didnt know what to do so i asked him if he was ok. Finally he got up, n sat back down, and then i sat back in my escrivaninha, mesa again and realized i would never not pay attention in science class again!