what's the weirdest thing you or a friend said in your/their sleep?

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Most likely the time that I thought I was out walking a neighbours dog.
I just kept shouting 'come here, Becky!' and then I started sleepwalking ... thinking we were in the park, my mum said.
Not a very good example but it's the first one that popped into my head.

I just said "Cheese pasty? Has she got one?"

me and my sister share a room so i hear her talking in her sleep quite often but the only one i can remember off the topo, início of my head is when she yelled "GET ON THE SHIP!!!!" or something like that and she woke me up. XD

My friend and I were haveing a sleepover at my house and one thing that caught me off guard was she was cantar "just dance" with a twist

friend: I wanna take a ride on jordans disco stick

jordans her crush but when she said i screamed and woke her up she asked me what happened and she screamed and looked flushed

hmm d weirdest ting i've said in my sleep probably has 2 be one time i broke up wit my bf in my sleep and tld him 2 nevr call bk my fone evr again lol bt he called me bk rite aftr and said "r u serious" and i waz like "about wat" and he said " r we really ovr? " nw i waz confused and said i nevr tld him dat bt he said i did. i'm still wondering hw i dialed his # wile i waz sleepin so dat waz weird :p

me camrom
camrom um yes
me l think my mind has be rape
camrom what
me and r u pokeing me
camrom im not
me mmph o....k

me n my friend were having a sleepover at her house
friend: muffins!
me:(not realizing she was asleep) yea what about them
friend:chocolate chip ones are the best
me:(seeing shes asleep) umm maddie? (my friend)
her: SHUT UP CHOCLATE CHIP ONES ARE BETTER THAN BLUEBERRY!!

Backstory: one of my friends works on the express register at the grocery store i work at. a couple of months ago, my boss, i think he wanted to be cruel, put a LCD display that played an irritating commercial on it right seguinte to the express register.
Well, one dia he told me that his mom had woken him up wanting to know why he was mumbling what sounded like an infomercial in his sleep...guess why!

At a sleepover with the entire flute section from Marching Band last year, we were watching a horror movie, and I fell asleep. According to my friend, uring a really suspenseful part of the movie, when it was dead silent, I shot up in my sleeping bag and started mumbling, nearly giving everyone else coração attacks. Then, my friend shouted my name, and I said "what?" and fell back down on my sleeping bag again, still asleep.

this was me and my friend from a long time atrás like from the 5th grade (and if ilovepercy reads this its not yu taren)
bff: i tear my coração open i sew myself shut and my weakness is
me: *freaked out*
bff: kiki... stop! stop!
me: wat
bff: stop putting that on
me: i feel so sexualy uncomtorble now
bff: ok go to cama becuz the bacon, toucinho is burning
me: ok.. ??
then wen she finaly shut up i told her about it. she was so embaresed (this goes on for about 5 mais min)

This happened one time when we had a family emergency in the middle of the night & I tried to wake my mom up to tell her.

Me: Mom, wake up!

Mom: Hmm...

Me: I need you to wake up, okay?

Mom:(still asleep) I'm here.

Me: No, I think you're still asleep. You need to wake up.

Mom: I'm here! I'm in the white treasure chest! Help!

Me: (sees that Mom is too far gone to be bothered & leaves to take care of the problem herself)

i recorded myself sleeping and i was yelling in my sleep :

THE CAKE IS A LIE DUDE OK???? GET TEH lorota, fudge OVER IT! THE CAKE IS A FLIPPING LIE! GET OVER IT DUDE!

then i was like :

gir TAKE ME ON THE FLYING PIGGY WITH YOU!

and i said other stuff...... but ppl will laugh.

Well,I don't know about me but my aunt told me a story about how one dia when she was pregnant,she woke up in the middle of the night and yelled,"WHERES THE BEEF?"It was really random...too bad I wasn't there to see that.

Me: you want skylur?

Friend: Mmmhmm

Me: Do you WANT Skylur?

Friend: Nummy

Me: *impersonating Skylur* she says you WANT me?

Friend: *twitches* Maybe

Me: *Slaps Ali until she wakes up* Rejected!

That was the greatest conversation we ever had...

I was fast asleep when

Me:(Laughing in my sleep)

Dad: Whos laughing?!

My dad looks at me and goes oooooook....
so I stopped laughing at this point and was sorta awakes so I heard him say that.
So I go back to sleep and......

Me: Die! pancake man

Dad:........ =|

Me: Im gonna squash you so flat!!!!

Dad:........

Me: Its Ham and Cheese!!!! to the rescue !!

I woke up feeling hungry and
Dad: What were you dreaming about!!

Me: I dont know......