~You know, you have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down!!!
~You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker... that's new...
~(to Lawrence)For a man who can not see his feet, you're very light on them!... Ah, Lawrence, it seems you have finally gotten into the music! Do you catch my drift? because you're head, it is in a tuba.
~(Ray sings "Je t'adore) I adore you (ray sings "Je t'aime) I amor you.. What? I'm just translating!
~(repeated line) I am Prince Naveen *splat!*... of Maldonia
~It is not slime! You are secreting mucus!...