Picks favorito Chuck Norris Fact? Part 1

Pick one:
When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard there is only another fist.
When he does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not sleep he waits.
 megloveskyle posted over a year ago
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