Note: I didn't come up with this idea, some random guy from the Spongebob club did. But I changed it bit, so it should be okay.

Hour of time:
01: I kicked
02: I hugged
03: I kissed
04: I murdered
05: I saved from a fire
06: I taught Math to
07: I taught Music to
08: I popped bubble wrap with
09: I danced and sang with
10: I insulted
11: I force-fed spinach to
12: I kidnapped
Minute of time:
00: Skipper
01: Private
02: Kowalski
03: Rico
04: Julien
05: Maurice
06: Mort
07: Marlene
08: Burt
09: Roy
10: Mason
11: Phil
12: Joey
13: Bada
14: Bing
15: Roger
16: Max
17: Fred
18: Alice
19: Officer X
20: Dr. Blowhole
21: Hans
22: Rat King
23: Doris
24: Kitka
25: Dode
26: Samuel
27: Bradley
28: Hunter
29: Dale
30: Uncle Nigel
31: Ramona
32: Buck Rockgut
33: Gladys
34: Granny Squirrel
35: Max
36: L.E.M.R.
37: Savio
38: Rhonda
39: Barry
40: Bella Bon Bueno
41: Ma
42: Ms. Perky
43: Chuck Charles
44: Randy
45: Zoe
46: The Commissioner
47: Leonard
48: Clemson
49: Frances
50: Eggy
51: The Vesuvius twins
52: Shawna
53: Armadillo Kid
54: Frankie
55: The Red Squirrel
56: Jiggles
57: Shelly
58: Darla
59: Everyone
The color of the shirt you're wearing:
Red: because he/she is sexy.
Blue: because the voices in my head told me to.
Yellow: because I was bored.
Green: because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Purple: because I got lost in the Egyptian deserts.
Pink: because I wanted to.
Orange: because I felt like it.
Brown: because the TV remote refused to levitate to me.
Black: because I was feeling suicidal.
Gray: because I love him/her.
White: because I'm scared of the high dive.
Rainbow/mix: because I've got 24 hours to live.
Tie-dye: because I missed The Return of the Revenge of Dr.Blowhole.
Pajamas: because President Roosevelt told me to.
Other: because I failed Math.
None: because I'm an alien from Pluto.
P.S. I'm sorry if you got something you don't like. And also, please post your results in the comments!
New rule: No changing your shirt!