Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed por Kowalski. After a few minutos of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right you are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas over, has to do recon evening of the zoo, alright? On my mark," said Skipper, setting up the bowling pins and getting into posture. "Im ready for anything Skippah!!" said Private cheerfully. "That's the spirit!! Aaaaaand.... GO!!" yelled Skipper. Kowalski instantly kicked down 8 pins and continued going for the rest. Rico and Private knocked over their pins equally and Skipper was obviously losing, so he started to wedge himself between his men and the pins, so he could knock them over himself. "Skipper!! You're cheating!!" yelled Kowalski. "Theres no cheating in the battlefield soldier!!" yelled Skipper.
While the Penguins were exercising and flipping around, knocking over pins, King Julien had started to get his evening pampering. "Mort!! Go forth and get me some mangoes!!" ordered Julien. "But we don't have mangoes!!" replied Mort. "No ands or buts!! Go get the king mangoes!!" yelled Julien. Mort nodded his head anxiously, and walked off to the main zoo building, he passed por the pinguim habitat, quickly glancing at the Penguins doing exercises, and continued on, then, he dropped his flashlight, as it was getting dark, since it had rained before, the water rushed out and snagged his flashlight. "Noooo!!!! I like lighty flashy!! I want iiit!!" cried out Mort, running to the rushing water. Then, with a thunk, Mort's flashlight fell into a sewer drain. "Nooooo!!!" yelled Mort, going to the drain, trying to reach it. Then, Mort saw a clown go to the drain and then he spoke. "Hiya Mort!! Won't you like to say, hello?" asked the clown. "Huh? Uh uh," said Mort. "Oh, come on buck-o!! Won't you like a, balloon?" asked the clown, holding a balloon. Mort got excited and almost got the balloon, but then he stopped. "Maurice teaches me to talk to strangers, but not to take from them..." said Mort. "Oh that's very wise of Maurice!! Very wise indeed! You see Mort, I am Pennywise the Dancing Clown, and you, are Mort!! So now we know each other!!" said Pennywise. "Ookay? I should just go now-" said Mort. "GO? Without, this?" asked Pennywise, holding Mort's flashlight. "I can't, I have to get mangoes for-" said Mort. "But there's rides, candy, games, fun!! Down here, and balloons too!!" said Pennywise.
"Do they float and go bouncee?" asked Mort. "Oh yees, they floooat!!" said Pennywise. Mort was then getting freaked out and just wanted his flashlight, so he reached for it. "And when you're down here with me, you float too," said Pennywise, grabbing Mort's hand and jerking him inside. Mort screamed very quickly but was drowned out and pulled into the sewer drain before anyone could hear his cries of horror. Back at the HQ, Skipper had completely lost the challenge, so he was sent to go do a rolecheck on everyone at the zoo, Skipper frustratedly waddled out the HQ and to the rest of the zoo, he checked on the lémure, lemur habitat, everyone was there except Mort, but he assumed Julien sent him out for an errand. Skipper then went to the lontra habitat, Marlene was home, and asleep. When he headed to the gorillas enclosure, he heard a voice in the sewer drain, a male voice. "Skipper!! Pst!! Over here!!" said the voice. "Who's down there?!" asked Skipper irritably. "Hello there!!" said the voice, it turned out to be Pennywise, again. "What do you want, human clown?" asked Skipper. "If you've ever seen a Mort around these parts, tell him we ALL float down here!!" said Pennywise, smiling.
"Fuck off creepy clown, I have errands to get to!!" yelled Skipper. "Errands? Why not go down here with me and you'll never have to grow older, you'll have fun, get in rides, eat candy, and-" said Pennywise. "I get it!! If I go down there you'll screw with me!! I know this kind of bullcrap!! Now stop wasting my time!!" yelled Skipper, trying to leave. "Now don't you leave Skipper!! I am Pennywise the Dancing-" said Pennywise. "Dancing clown? Even WORSE!!!" said Skipper, spitting at Pennywise and storming off. "Come back anytime!! Bring your friends!!" said Pennywise. Pennywise frowned and ducked back into the sewer and vanished. "Who is he to think he can lure me into a sewer to have a gay clown down there rapping children?! I'm a PENGUIN!!" yelled Skipper, heading to the gorilla enclosure as he had earlier planned. He then jumped back as he saw a balloon right seguinte to him, reading: Come back soon!! It instantly popped and Skipper had a sickening feeling in his stomach as he saw the rubber shards rain down. "Creepy bunda clown, I hate clowns," said Skipper, his eye twitching.
While the Penguins were exercising and flipping around, knocking over pins, King Julien had started to get his evening pampering. "Mort!! Go forth and get me some mangoes!!" ordered Julien. "But we don't have mangoes!!" replied Mort. "No ands or buts!! Go get the king mangoes!!" yelled Julien. Mort nodded his head anxiously, and walked off to the main zoo building, he passed por the pinguim habitat, quickly glancing at the Penguins doing exercises, and continued on, then, he dropped his flashlight, as it was getting dark, since it had rained before, the water rushed out and snagged his flashlight. "Noooo!!!! I like lighty flashy!! I want iiit!!" cried out Mort, running to the rushing water. Then, with a thunk, Mort's flashlight fell into a sewer drain. "Nooooo!!!" yelled Mort, going to the drain, trying to reach it. Then, Mort saw a clown go to the drain and then he spoke. "Hiya Mort!! Won't you like to say, hello?" asked the clown. "Huh? Uh uh," said Mort. "Oh, come on buck-o!! Won't you like a, balloon?" asked the clown, holding a balloon. Mort got excited and almost got the balloon, but then he stopped. "Maurice teaches me to talk to strangers, but not to take from them..." said Mort. "Oh that's very wise of Maurice!! Very wise indeed! You see Mort, I am Pennywise the Dancing Clown, and you, are Mort!! So now we know each other!!" said Pennywise. "Ookay? I should just go now-" said Mort. "GO? Without, this?" asked Pennywise, holding Mort's flashlight. "I can't, I have to get mangoes for-" said Mort. "But there's rides, candy, games, fun!! Down here, and balloons too!!" said Pennywise.
"Do they float and go bouncee?" asked Mort. "Oh yees, they floooat!!" said Pennywise. Mort was then getting freaked out and just wanted his flashlight, so he reached for it. "And when you're down here with me, you float too," said Pennywise, grabbing Mort's hand and jerking him inside. Mort screamed very quickly but was drowned out and pulled into the sewer drain before anyone could hear his cries of horror. Back at the HQ, Skipper had completely lost the challenge, so he was sent to go do a rolecheck on everyone at the zoo, Skipper frustratedly waddled out the HQ and to the rest of the zoo, he checked on the lémure, lemur habitat, everyone was there except Mort, but he assumed Julien sent him out for an errand. Skipper then went to the lontra habitat, Marlene was home, and asleep. When he headed to the gorillas enclosure, he heard a voice in the sewer drain, a male voice. "Skipper!! Pst!! Over here!!" said the voice. "Who's down there?!" asked Skipper irritably. "Hello there!!" said the voice, it turned out to be Pennywise, again. "What do you want, human clown?" asked Skipper. "If you've ever seen a Mort around these parts, tell him we ALL float down here!!" said Pennywise, smiling.
"Fuck off creepy clown, I have errands to get to!!" yelled Skipper. "Errands? Why not go down here with me and you'll never have to grow older, you'll have fun, get in rides, eat candy, and-" said Pennywise. "I get it!! If I go down there you'll screw with me!! I know this kind of bullcrap!! Now stop wasting my time!!" yelled Skipper, trying to leave. "Now don't you leave Skipper!! I am Pennywise the Dancing-" said Pennywise. "Dancing clown? Even WORSE!!!" said Skipper, spitting at Pennywise and storming off. "Come back anytime!! Bring your friends!!" said Pennywise. Pennywise frowned and ducked back into the sewer and vanished. "Who is he to think he can lure me into a sewer to have a gay clown down there rapping children?! I'm a PENGUIN!!" yelled Skipper, heading to the gorilla enclosure as he had earlier planned. He then jumped back as he saw a balloon right seguinte to him, reading: Come back soon!! It instantly popped and Skipper had a sickening feeling in his stomach as he saw the rubber shards rain down. "Creepy bunda clown, I hate clowns," said Skipper, his eye twitching.
Me:well that should do it
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seguinte morning
Harry:I am telling you someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were password
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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seguinte morning
Harry:I am telling you someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were password
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of you guys feel discriminated against, and that you believe we fangirls want you permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank you all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~