Nocturnal Mirage Article: How To Make Your friends Angry

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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oi

I'm going to do something that might make you angry

If you're mentioned in this artigo that is

I'm going to type down what you say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us por god, and jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that mais episodes like this will come in the near future.

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Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of Siri* How is everyone doing today?
SeanTheHedgehog: Great. Would you mind taking a look at these pictures I posted on your club?
Alinah09: Oh no. I cannot do that.
AquaMarine6663: How about that video I sent you? Will you watch that?
Alinah09: I can't do that either.
AquaMarine6663: But you said you would! And that was 63 weeks ago!!!!

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NocturnalMirage

NocturnalMirage: My Little pónei, pônei is good, but it needs something more.
SeanTheHedgehog: Like what?
NocturnalMirage: I don't know, just something more.
Jade_23: Like what?
NocturnalMirage: Something mais like a...

Stop the song

NocturnalMirage: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!

AquaMarine6663

AquaMarine6663: Hi guys. I know it's been over a ano since I published part 4 of Aqua Marine's story, but I promise, you will read the entire story once I finish

Song (Start at 0.04): link

Spongebob: Even if it takes, forever!!!! Forever!!!! Forever!!!!

Stop the song

AquaMarine6663: *Leaves the MLP club, and never comes back

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DandC4Evacuate

DandC4Evacuate: Bonjour, croissants, Citroen, Eifel Tower, and other French crap, I am annoyed por all of the shit you do on here, even though I do it myself.

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BTFlash

The following was recorded in Black & White

It was an unoriginally beautiful dia as Twilight Sparkle unoriginally walked down the unoriginal streets of Ponyville. Everyone was doing the same unoriginal thing they usually did, and all of a sudden, Twilight exploded for some reason. "Fuck yeah!!!" Shouted BTFlash for no reason. He was making yet another unoriginal fã fiction. "Unoriginality is where it's at you fuck wads!! If you don't put unoriginal shit in your fã fics, they suck!!!!!" BTFlash shouted as he jumped off a cliff, "UNORIGINALITY!!!!!!!!!" And when he landed on the ground, BTFlash blew up.

Stop the song

The rest of this will be recorded in High Definition with color

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Canada24

Canada24: arco iris, arco-íris Dash was walking through Ponyville, when she saw Jimmy Tatro with Michael De Santa.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Jimmy Tatro? Michael De Santa?! What are you two doing here?
Michael: We're here to fight Tirek, who's allied with Trevor Phillips!!

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windwakerguy430

Windwakerguy430: *Looking at his phone while walking down a street* Ah, what a beautiful day. What the? *Sees that Trixie is in a new episode of My Little Pony, and catches on fire* RAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!

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Candylover246

Candylover246: Jawohl! I can't wait to see all of my friends on fanpop! *Goes onto the My Little pónei, pônei club, and sees that someone replied on a post she made 5 minutos ago* NEIN!!! This is not fair!! You get on here mais often then I do!

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Candylover246: HEIL HITLER!!!!!!! *In the background, Nazis kill the person that replied to her post*

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Jade_23

Jade_23: YEEHAW!! EXPLOSIVES!! DUBSTEP!! WARNER BROTHERS!! TRUCKS!! APPLEJAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

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Triq267

Triq267: Bareburn is the best! Braeburn is the best!! No other character will be as good as him!!
StarWarsFan7: Who the fuck are you talking about?

Stop the song

Triq267: ................ The greatest MLP character of course.
StarWarsFan7: Nobody even knows who that is anymore.
Triq267: .................

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Windrises

Windrises: Haha!! I have copied ideas from everyone's polls, and made replicas of them! Fuck copyright! I can do whatever I want. *Gets arrested twenty segundos later*

Anyone with an opinion

Opinion Guy: oi guys, I have an opinion about this-
People: Boo!!! *Throwing Twilight Sparkle toys at Opinion Guy*

People that don't know how to write a good fanfic

Fanfiction Writer: Hello. Said arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Hello. Said Fluttershy. Would you like to come to my house? Said arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Of korse. Said Fluttershy. The two ponies had no wings, so they decided to dig a tunnel to get to arco iris, arco-íris Dash's house. Then, a goblin placed a bomb in the tunnel, kiiling both ponies. Then the goblin created a desert in Arizona, and Utah.

People that make fã art

fã Art Guy: As you can see, I expanded Twilight Sparkle's stomach, made Fluttershy fart in the background, and also put Rarity seguinte to Twilight, having sex with twenty stallions. Rarity also has breasts the size of a bulldozer, and is sucking on 18 of the dicks.

People that can't take a joke

Person: Oh my god, you portrayed everyone in here inaccurately! I'm offended!
Sean: But, this is meant for comedy, not for pissing off people.
Person: ............... I'M OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!

StarWarsFan7

StarWarsFan7: *Singing in a beautiful voice* Luna, where did you- *Stammers, and talks in a deep voice* Hi everyone. What did I miss out on?

SeanTheHedgehog

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SeanTheHedgehog: *Finishes publishing this article* It's finally uploaded. Now everyone will enjoy this. *Listens to the música through his green beats as he continues making mais articles* Well, I finally got that fã fiction finished after lazily laying in my cama doing nothing. *Looks at a poll* The best fã fiction writer? *Votes for himself* Obviously me.
Windwakerguy430: Uh, you maybe good at composição literária fã fictions, but you're not the best at it.
SeanTheHedgehog: Yes I am! I'm the best fucking fã fiction writer in the entire world!!
Jade_23: You said I was the best fã fiction writer ever!
NocturnalMirage: What's going on with you mate?
SeanTheHedgehog: Uh..... *Grabs a Minigun* I DO WHAT I WANT!!!! *Shoots everyone* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

Triq267: Bruh, we know it's a "SeanTheHedgehog production." It says you published it. This isn't a movie. It's an article. It has words, not moving pictures.
SeanTheHedgehog: You're right. But you know what?
Triq267: What?
SeanTheHedgehog: .............. ............. ....... ............ ........ ............... ............... ............... ..................... ................. ............ ....... ...................... ....... ............... ............ ....... ....... ........ ............. ............. ................ ............. .............. .............. ............. ............... ............ ...........I DO WHAT I WANT!! *Kills Triq267 with the Minigun*

The End

No people were harmed during the making of this fã fiction

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4: Show business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *Driving a Big Boy pulling a passenger train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything...

To Live And Die In L.P.

posted by Seanthehedgehog

L.P means Las Pegasus

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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel por a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that...

Con Mane: Goldhoof

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up mais stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fã into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

aguardente de maçã & The Famous Visitor

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

Rainbow Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking maçã, apple trees.
Rainbow Dash: I never knew you could have a record for bucking maçã, apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty maçã, apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous pónei, pônei is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of you are freaking out about nothing if you ask me. *Walks...

The Bob Newhart Fanfiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your dia been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with you three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...

Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

aguardente de maçã was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth bolinho, queque you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, aguardente de maçã went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet maçã, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2: To Lease, or not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first dia working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the...

estrela CARS- Herbie The amor Bug & Horrace The Hate Bug

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The Seven Ups

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He roubou a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do...

1960

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed por falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees mais falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new fogo mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pónei, pônei on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks...

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Pinkie Pie & The Traffic Light

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.

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Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery furgão, van full of bolo de copo around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.

Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful dia delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*

Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link

Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she said again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in...

The Storm

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Ten miles from Ponyville, por the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09

It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.

Saten...