NAME: Naomi Campbell (...Yes, that is my real fucking name)

AGE: 16

SEX: No thanks.

MOTTO: two words: Barrack - Obama.

ABOUT ME: I'm not actually joining this because everyone else is but because I like making connections with aleatório strangers...interesting ones...who want to change the world without becoming a footballer's wife or a porn star. Life's all about meeting interesting individuals who you come across in ways that you'd never expect. Like the time I was on a flight back from Barcelona, I noticed a really pretty looking chubby Slovakian girl who seemed to be traveling on her own. In...

People (well, I say people but I mean tossers) often ask me why I like girls mais than boys. Well today I think I just realized what the answer is. I bumped into Danny Seaborne, a guy who used to live near me when we were kids. He used to be really fit but now… well now he works in Greggs and looks like he's their main comida tester. Danny was my first boyfriend. Kind of. We went on four dates. When I was fourteen. Back then I thought he was kinda of cool. He always wore this Kappa bombardeiro jaqueta and his baseball boné, cap at a jaunty angle (I was fucking young...)

We went to see Independence Day....