MLP Memes

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pónei, pônei
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

The seguinte morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: you promise not to tell?
AJ: cruz my heart, hope to fly, stick a bolinho, queque in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie sino was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's you right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rato inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is mais normal than chill life-

Joel -...

I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet maçã, apple Acres, especially aguardente de maçã the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the pónei, pônei of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE seguinte DAY....

Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be dividido, dividir into 3 or 4 halfs..
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Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached por Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There you are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in amor with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been...