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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
hora 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


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Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle! Go To Go! *moves to orther cover*

*Explosions are everywhere, Ponies dying or dead on the ground, smell of blood and gunpowder fills Ponyville, screams of children that didn't ran away, sounds of weapons, explosions and Ponies yelling, fear of ones and psychotic laughter of others, a true hell*

Icepick - I can't take it Sir!
Sandman - Endure it!
Damien - Shit...
Sandman - What is it Private?
Damien - My M4 is blocked... Screw this shit *picks AK*
Radio - This is Overlord I repeat the orders, shattered squadrons are requested to mover to Ponyville castelo in order to evacuate and create new squadrons.
Sandman - You hear the man! To Castle! *runs*
Icepick - *hardly run*
Damien - *pushes Icepick from line of fire* For fuck sake Serge you will kill me!
Icepick - Sorry Private but it's too much for me!
Damien - Come on we are close *runs to orther cover and lays cover fogo for Icepick*
Icepick *runs to him and then runs inside Castle*
Damien - *follows him inside*
Sandman - *smokes cigarette* OK... Now we wait.
Icepick - Why are we doing it...
Sandman - It's okay we lost man in one explosion you don't know how to see your man die one por one.
Damien - You don't help him sir.
*Planes fly por and drops bomb close to them*
Soldier - Holy shit!
Damien - Dan don't care about danger zone as always.
Sandman - They are bombing.
Icepick - They lost confidence...
Commandant - Alright everyone to trucks!
Sandman - Let's go *goes to truck*
Icepick - I don't like this. *follows*
Damien - I feel like being dead today... *gets in*

*As trucks drive away mais bombing happens*





A fearful tactic put us to shame. We retreat. Not fully but we do. We are facing the biggest threat so far. And now. We may begin to be scared of ourselves.




To be continued.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a denunciar of a pónei, pônei trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the segundo story of cinderela II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dia in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their dia away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other mais often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR friends but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful dia in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're...
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Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told you that you should......
Spike:Oh,why the feno don't you stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get you a mice hole,for you to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if you want,I can give you a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what you are passing!Do you have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as you want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming pónei, pônei play something about trains.
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On you Night.
Nighthook...
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After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal coração to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are you friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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