Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.
Episode 5: War pony
May 15, 1951
The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.
Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for you to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want you to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: You no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. You gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)
Pete: Coffee Creme.
Gordon: (Shit) *smiles* Great. I'll get to work right away.
After his fake smile toward Pete, Gordon went to the servicing facility to get his engine for the train. He would be driving a 4-6-6-4 Challenger. A smaller version of the bigboy.
Jeff: Good morning Gordon.
Gordon: Where's Percy?
Jeff: He's fixing track. But don't you know not to switch jobs without permission from the boss?
Gordon: Aha, aha, that was nearly a ano ago.
Jeff: You did get permission, right?
Gordon: Yeah! And I don't need your fat bunda telling me what to do!
Jeff: You say that, but it doesn't mean it's true. You're the fattest worker here in the U.P.
Gordon: Wow, way to offend me loser. *drives engine*
Gordon then drove his engine onto another track, where he would couple his engine to the train. 75 cars were in the train, and it was all going to L.P.
Gordon: *stops engine*
Coffee Creme: A little closer.
Gordon: ugh *backs up*
Coffee Creme: Perfect. *goes to air brakes*
Gordon: Let's go! Hurry up.
Coffee Creme: *connecting air brakes*
Gordon: *blows whistle*
Meanwhile, up in the signalbox
Snowflake: Hmm, that train must be ready. *turns signal green*
Gordon: *accelerates*
Coffee Creme: WAit!! *finishes connecting air brakes*
Unfortunately Coffee Creme was standing on the couplers while the train was in motion.
Gordon: Let's make this cadela, puta go faster *accelerates to 35*
Coffee Creme: *climbing to topo, início of tender*
Gordon: *sees Coffee Creme* What the fuck is she doing?
Coffee Creme: *runs toward cab*
Gordon: A red signal?! Ahhh, forget it. *drives faster*
Coffee Creme: Oh shit *nearly hits her head on signal, then gets in cab*
Gordon: Where the hell have you been?
Coffee Creme: At the back of the locomotive you careless nincompoop.
Gordon: Fuck you.
Coffee Creme: *grabs shovel* Where's the coal?
Gordon: This engine uses oil, we don't have coal.
Coffee Creme: So, how does the oil get into the firebox?
Gordon: Automatically. All you have to do, is check our fuel, look out the other side of the window, and tell me something important. If it's not important, I'll ignore you.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, I'll let you know, and call the news reporters.
Gordon: So funny I forgot to laugh.
Coffee Creme: There's a train in our way.
Gordon: *slows down* I think we might crash.
Coffee Creme: You shouldn't have passed that red signal.
Gordon: That's not important *going 15*
Coffee Creme: We're going to hit it!
Gordon: *cover eyes*
Gordon's freight, nearly hitting the other train in front of it
2 b continued
Episode 5: War pony
May 15, 1951
The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.
Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for you to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want you to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: You no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. You gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)
Pete: Coffee Creme.
Gordon: (Shit) *smiles* Great. I'll get to work right away.
After his fake smile toward Pete, Gordon went to the servicing facility to get his engine for the train. He would be driving a 4-6-6-4 Challenger. A smaller version of the bigboy.
Jeff: Good morning Gordon.
Gordon: Where's Percy?
Jeff: He's fixing track. But don't you know not to switch jobs without permission from the boss?
Gordon: Aha, aha, that was nearly a ano ago.
Jeff: You did get permission, right?
Gordon: Yeah! And I don't need your fat bunda telling me what to do!
Jeff: You say that, but it doesn't mean it's true. You're the fattest worker here in the U.P.
Gordon: Wow, way to offend me loser. *drives engine*
Gordon then drove his engine onto another track, where he would couple his engine to the train. 75 cars were in the train, and it was all going to L.P.
Gordon: *stops engine*
Coffee Creme: A little closer.
Gordon: ugh *backs up*
Coffee Creme: Perfect. *goes to air brakes*
Gordon: Let's go! Hurry up.
Coffee Creme: *connecting air brakes*
Gordon: *blows whistle*
Meanwhile, up in the signalbox
Snowflake: Hmm, that train must be ready. *turns signal green*
Gordon: *accelerates*
Coffee Creme: WAit!! *finishes connecting air brakes*
Unfortunately Coffee Creme was standing on the couplers while the train was in motion.
Gordon: Let's make this cadela, puta go faster *accelerates to 35*
Coffee Creme: *climbing to topo, início of tender*
Gordon: *sees Coffee Creme* What the fuck is she doing?
Coffee Creme: *runs toward cab*
Gordon: A red signal?! Ahhh, forget it. *drives faster*
Coffee Creme: Oh shit *nearly hits her head on signal, then gets in cab*
Gordon: Where the hell have you been?
Coffee Creme: At the back of the locomotive you careless nincompoop.
Gordon: Fuck you.
Coffee Creme: *grabs shovel* Where's the coal?
Gordon: This engine uses oil, we don't have coal.
Coffee Creme: So, how does the oil get into the firebox?
Gordon: Automatically. All you have to do, is check our fuel, look out the other side of the window, and tell me something important. If it's not important, I'll ignore you.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, I'll let you know, and call the news reporters.
Gordon: So funny I forgot to laugh.
Coffee Creme: There's a train in our way.
Gordon: *slows down* I think we might crash.
Coffee Creme: You shouldn't have passed that red signal.
Gordon: That's not important *going 15*
Coffee Creme: We're going to hit it!
Gordon: *cover eyes*
Gordon's freight, nearly hitting the other train in front of it
2 b continued
Back with the story......
Twilight: You ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I amor YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I amor you outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorito element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!
THE END!!!!
I'll make mais articles, don't worry.
Twilight: You ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I amor YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I amor you outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorito element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!
THE END!!!!
I'll make mais articles, don't worry.