Nightmare Moonraker part 1 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: You can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone

Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to you the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & marreco, drake Hugo.............Theirselves

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Vocal Sparks & The Hearts & Hooves dia

posted by Rendal_Pony

Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D

lol. Hearts and Hooves dia is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.

Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, or stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I amor him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on...

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arco iris, arco-íris Dash

added by karinabrony

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Con Mane: Dead Another dia Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

seguinte morning at the other building, which was only five minutos away from the Ice Hotel.

Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese pónei, pônei 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese pónei, pônei 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese pónei, pônei 52: *Turns around*...

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To Make Up For Yesterday

added by shadirby

Source: Rightful Owners~~

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Con Mane: Dead Another dia Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.

Random Pony: *Playing guitar*
Random pónei, pônei 2: *Playing drums*
Random pónei, pônei 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the música while you can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are you doing that?
Con: Because...

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The Nightmare Before natal

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I have worked on this with Disneyfan333. It is a crossover of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before natal

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If you never heard about this story, I say it's time you begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us, and you will see
This our town of Dia das bruxas

This is Halloween, this is Dia das bruxas
Pumpkins scream in the dead of...

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Con Mane: Dead Another dia Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are you going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the ano 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell you that. Are you ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the ano 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place you have here.
P: Thank you Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...

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Where's Fluttershy?? Part 1

posted by Aelitarules444

It was a nice dia in ponyville just like any other day.Scootaloo was hanging out with arco iris, arco-íris dash,Pinkie was doing who knows what I mean what do you expect from her she broke the fourth mural in like two episodes.Ah, anyways Twilight was studying on how to be a princess,Rarity was making outfits for Celestia and Luna.(Don't ask why.)And AppleJack was working on the maçã, apple farm.

3:00-The girls were at sugurcube corner.
Rainbow:Hey where's Fluttershy, I haven't seen her all week.
AppleJack:Yeah, me either, she said she would help me with the maçã, apple picking today and never showed up.
Rarity:I'm pretty...

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Con Mane: Dead Another dia Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.

Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do you want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing armas at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As you can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country....

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Magic of Friendship: Part 7---Bond

posted by alinah_09

soon after that day,i became even mais close to them with our daily jokes and wins,if was fun! and now with our new member: Peppermint (who was also my old classmate) school time became even mais awesome and por this time clubes were now available for us,may it be clubes for subjects or Performing arts,almost all of us joined,i didnt really have my decision yet but as if she sensed,my teacher called me and persuaded me to cadastrar-se Journalism

"i can see that you have great potential in writing,Aurora" Ms.Cherry stated in a serious tone "if would be great if you join"

"um...i dont know what to say...but...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 26 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: Since Wilson became a new character in this series, I forgot to put in his name for the opening credits, but don't worry, I have fixed that.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

Or so it seemed. They were getting closer,...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While I was stealing the motorcycle, other ponies were doing other things, such as....

Volk & Pablo: *running through field of flores to a stream*
Pablo: *sees boat*
Volk: *goes to boat*
Pablo: *Follows boat*
Gordon: *Walking down road*
Truck Driver: *Driving truck*
Gordon: *Waves hooves*
Truck Driver: *Stops truck*
Gordon: *Gets in*
Truck Driver: *Drives*
Volk & Pablo: *Go down stream in boat*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform, and riding bike out of ditch onto road*

There was no damage on the bike, and I knew just where to go.

Meanwhile, on the train.

Shredder: *Sitting with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After looking through the hole in the ground, I noticed we didn't dig far enough.

Jade: So Pablo just left?
Bartholomew: Yes.
Sean: *Comes down* Hold onto yourself Perfect, you're twenty feet short.
Bartholomew: What do you mean?
Sean: You're twenty feet short from the woods. The guard is between us, and the compound.
Jade: How could this happen? We had very accurate measurements.
Bartholomew: What difference does it make? It's happened! There's nothing we can do about it now.
Sean: *goes back up*
Jade: Bartholomew-
Bartholomew: Shit Jade, I'm trying to think!
Sean: *Comes back down* One chance....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
Rainbow Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

Next morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
Rainbow Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In one of the tunnels.

Volk: *Digging*
Pablo: *Waiting por entrance of tunnel*
Volk: *Puts dirt on cart, then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Pulls carrinho towards him*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* How is everything?
Pablo: Not good.
Bartholomew: Not good? Why?
Pablo: Three times today, the dirt keeps falling down on us.
Volk: *Gets trapped in huge pile of dirt* Help!
Pablo: Wait here *Gets on cart, and goes towards Volk*
Volk: *trapped in dirt*
Pablo: *Pulls Volk out*
Volk: Ah, *Coughs* Thanks.
Pablo: No problem *Puts Volk on cart* MOVE!!
Bartholomew: *Pulls Volk towards him*
Pablo: *Shows up* Give him some water.
Bartholomew:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once again, it was time for me to leave the resfriador, refrigerador with Applejack. As soon as we returned, I was told to go talk with Bartholomew, and Jade.

Sean: Good to see you two again.
Bartholomew: Right. We just wanted to talk to you.
Sean: About what?
Jade: We here that you're planning another escape with aguardente de maçã during the Summer Sun Celebration.
Sean: Yeah, if she want's to come along, she can.
Bartholomew: You know, aguardente de maçã is close to cracking.
Sean: You still think it would be a good idea to go through the tunnel, don't you?
Jade: It would be safer.
Bartholomew: Now, we need someone as good as...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Ten

posted by karinabrony

I walked with the mane 6 to the Canterlot Castle. When we entered, I saw Chrysalis and Shining Armor. We gasped. "She put the same spell on him as last time!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Chrysalis saw us and said, "Well, if it isn't the mane 6. Oh, and a new pony, I see." Chrysalis glared at me. "We will not let you get away with this!" I said. Chrysalis laughed. "How can you stop me? My team of chan-" Twilight Sparkle glared at her. "We already stopped your team of changelings." queen Chrysalis looked surprised and then said, "Well, even if you stopped them, you CAN NOT stop ME." We left the castle,...