I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If you read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before you quit. If you do plan on leitura through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.
I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.
What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply commented on one of her horrendous teste questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no perguntas asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch
This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the mais intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible you all are.
So yes, I confess I lied to you all. I confess I deceived you all with no guilt
Finally, I also confess that this whole artigo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this artigo was really painful to write.
again, to be clear, this whole artigo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.
What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply commented on one of her horrendous teste questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no perguntas asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch
This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the mais intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible you all are.
So yes, I confess I lied to you all. I confess I deceived you all with no guilt
Finally, I also confess that this whole artigo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this artigo was really painful to write.
again, to be clear, this whole artigo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
Sonic's cousin, Sean
Scootaloo was porposely whining out complaints the whole time they spent flying to Canterlot.
Giz finally lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot said it to Rarity joining "a dog and pónei, pônei show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz said syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
Giz finally lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot said it to Rarity joining "a dog and pónei, pônei show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz said syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
Title screen anyone? ;)
