[Verse 1]

T-shirt, blue jeans don't like much on TV
Caviar and a Triscut ain't no redeye molho de carne, molho on a biscut.
My deep Southern drawl makes the conversation crawl
You're gonna have to hang around long enough to hear me out.
Some folks aren't happy like they are.
Some wanna take things just a little too far.

[Chorus 1]

Singers wanna be Hollywood actors
And millionaires wanna ride old farm tractors
I am just what I am, I'm just what you see.
So I'll make it easy, I'll stay me.

[Verse 2]

My granny and pawpaw still missing Hee Haw
I amor my little town where the people don't let you down
There's a girl down the...