Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sanduíche OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sanduíche yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with amendoim manteiga and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the amendoim manteiga sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the geléia, geleia sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow amendoim manteiga or geléia, geleia sanduíche into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of geléia, geleia at wall, sneering “I...
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