•Patrick: Are we sleeping together?
Teresa: Excuse me?

•Teresa: Aw, Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah, on the cheek.
Teresa: Yeah. Still counts.

•Patrick: (making a call on his cell phone) Hi. I made a booking for two for this afternoon. Could you put us on the terrace? It's mais romantic. Thanks... Yeah, Patrick... Lovely. See you then. (ends phone call then looks at Teresa) Don't fret, I wouldn't seduce you over a meal. That'd be very sophomoric.
Teresa: I didn't think you were trying to seduce me.
Patrick: Come on, how could that thought not have entered your head?
Teresa:(stares speechlessly...