Daz:Ladies And Gentelments We Present U Zim And Lard Nar Lard Nar: *Waves Hand To People*Hello There Zim:Hi Puny Humans Daz:Today They Will Do The YO MOMMA JOKES X3 Daz:Lets Begin With Zim Zim:YO MOmma Is So Fat Becuz She Eats Tuns Of lixo comida Lard Nar:Well YO MOMMA Has A Fat bunda Zim:Yoo Momma Doesent Shave EveryWhere Even Her bunda Is Furry Lard Nar:Oh Yeah Well Yo Momma Has Went To Barneys Restruant And Ate Kids comida *Gaz Appears* Gaz:KNOCK IT OFF UR MOMMAS ARE SO FAT OKKK!!! DAMN U NEVER SHUT THE FU*k Up Zim:O_o Lard Nar:O_e Gaz:*Blushes*Hehe My Bad Dib:GAZ!! Get oof The Stage!! Gaz:Okk!!...

a black cat with white paws, stripes, and a white tail tip wailed at me as i opened my eyes. i was in a forest that was on fire. i tried to get up, but i couldn't. when i tried to speak, i couldn't do that either. i just watched helplessly as gatos fled a whole in a mural of gorse. the heat of the fogo becoming mais and mais realistic. suddenly i felt myself being pulled and pushed. the cat's were trying to save me! suddenly they fled as i saw myself catch on fire. i tried to scream but all of the air had been captured por the roaring flames that were consuming me. i went limp for a few seconds...

SO...

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense or is offensive. But here goes...

1) You are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring you to like ZaDr, or to visit the ZaDr club, or to look at and comment on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...